smoky Forum Posts (9,412)

RE: Feeling sorry for myself!

Hey now, thats a bit selfish..... when is the poor girl supposed to get some sleep? Parents all day... and you all night!!!

RE: Project in love...

I like to think I am a long term planner.... but then when I'm enjoying myself I'm inclined to be a "here and now" person ... and to hell with the consequences. But then I guess thats cause I have lived SUCH a long time.. in fact it seems to be never-ending....and the end just could be close... so then I think "Oh this is such fun"! And I just love to enjoy myself.
Last year, in the depths of winter, with DEEP snow falling, I was with such a bunch of fun people, and we were having just such a ball, and I had to be up and away by 6am the next morning..... ended up getting to bed at 3am, after staggering home thru the THICK snow, and admiring, in a drunken state, with others, the beautiful snow on the trees and everyones garden.... BUT up at 5.30am to dig the car out of the snow and get going.... and spend 8 hours working.... but that night lives on as a realy BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.... worth the suffering! and I guess that applies to lovers too?

RE: Jan1305........

Oh Freeze... I thought you were jumping ship to go to him with your huge bag of "you know what" that you seem to carry with you wherever you go ... disguised like Mrs Santa Clause! Dont tell me you still basking in the sunshine in the Carribean serving drinks to the idle rich on your cruise ship? Shame, poor Spidermoose.... trapped in his igloo up there in the Canadian wilderness !!!! and his woman has forsaken him !!! You better hope some beautiful young Squaw hasnt found him and is supplying all his basic needs !

RE: Marriage or a two-year renewable contract by mutual agreement?

Somewhere in the ancient threads here I gave my opinion on this matter.... where I see the entanglements and financial messes of marriages... and the only one benefitting from it all are the Legal Vultures. It should become just a business partnership, exactly like a business, so when the s--t hits the fan one day, everyone knows exactly where one stands, and its a simple matter of terminating the relationship. Instead of the prolonged agony of fighting over scraps.

RE: friends

Nor me !!!

RE: clothes

Actually.... I do believe that women dress for other women? Not to please men. Men seem to hate what women wear.... but they love what "certain" women wear.... and that is what most females wouldnt be seen dead in!!!!

RE: city of love

Look for the city with the highest birthrate?
and then check out the divorce statistics?

RE: Wishing you where here...

Sorry kiddo, you got the wrong end of that stick! The churches took a little story of christianity, mixed it in with a whole lot of pagan stuff, slotted it into a pagan festival time... and labelled it "Christianity"... the "CHRISTmas"... "time for being HAPPY, being with FAMILY, being JOYFUL" etc etc. An artificial festival of pagan origins.
Moral of the story is... if you alone, or unhappy, then it is re-inforced into you at this time....because you are SUPPOSED to be with loved ones and happy and joyful.

But anyway, if you dont understand what I saying, and prefer to move with the masses, as it was ordained that the majority do, then, hey, go for it!

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Sounds like Beachcomber is actually Sol Kerzner in disguise here on CS? Just how big is this "backyard" of Cyba's?

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

PICKUP

Presents In Christmas Kitchen Upon Piano

next....

HoundDog

RE: ? how many people on this site are genuine and the place they come from genuine??

Ah Solitare... did you have to go blow my cover? Now I admit, I am a Ml5 agent working for British Intelligence, sometimes I moonlight for MI6 too, when things are a bit slow. The CIA want me, but being the loyal sort I sticking with the highest bidder. Bin Laden made me an offer I almost couldnt refuse, but having to dress-up in a Yashmac for secret meetings just wasnt on.
Anyway, I have not been flirting with anyone here, so guess I in the clear about flirting with other agents. Some have been flirting with me.... so maybe THEY are also undercover agents? Could it be Ramone? or Wedward?! Could be Wedy... he flirts with all the women!
Definitely not you.... you dont flirt. You just gives facts and figures. But then again... you sound sort of intelligent, so you could just be very clever?

RE: Alright...Lone on the EU Forum tonight...

she did not whistle.... because she did not want to be attacked and overwhelmed by HoundDog the St Bernard dog that sleeps in Cyberhippys upturned desk, cuddled into his designer Armani blankets and pillows!

RE: ? how many people on this site are genuine and the place they come from genuine??

Unless, of course, you are talking about the Hag that gets piped in, like when the Bag-Pipes play? and in she walks all decked out in her best dress?

RE: ? how many people on this site are genuine and the place they come from genuine??

Juuugghhhh..... isnt that DRIED BLOOD... all congealed and set and slippery and slimy?

RE: CS Members !!!

Nearly forgot the most important one......... !!!

RAMONE: The mysterious and serious Scotsman... does he live in a crumbling ancestral castle? Out on the misty highlands overlooking the cruel and icy sea? Where he conducts experiments in his laboratory down in the dungeons?

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Oh Frenchgirl... I was in and out the pub all night, fetch this, fetch that, everyone in a panic about their dance routine... then Spidermoose lost his mini when he went to the loo. He tried to sit down, so took off his skirt...arent men supposed to stand and do it?
and then he couldnt find it again! Honestly, these grown-ups are like my grandchildren... always losing everything. Anyway Freeze found him a red G-String to wear... and with his waxed legs and the fishnet tights, he actually didnt look too bad. We had to bleach his hair and spike it, so he looks a little like that singer Roxette now...

That bag you took the herbs out of..... thats Freeze`s bag she carries everywhere with her...... and you know whats in it dont you? No no... the herbs for the drinks are in the cupboard under the ice-crusher and martini shaker... and they are all labelled. There are no labels in Freeze`s bag.

Please tell Cybahippy, that is not elephant dung on the floor. Its HoundDogs puke, cause Cybahippy bought him the wrong type of dogfood. HoundDog only eats ground beef, mixed with oats, with a dash of paprika, half a cup of grated Mature Cheddar cheese, one teaspoon of pure SEA salt, 6 crushed sugar cubes, and half a cup of Pure Cold Pressed Virgin Olive Oil (must be from Italy, the southern regions).... and it must be mixed, by hand (no metal or wooden spoons)... fresh every day, twice a day. And then he has to be taken for a 5km walk, 10 mins after finishing his food. Otherwise I am not responsible for what he does. St Bernard dogs need LOTS of excercise.... and good food. Not cheap stuff in bags with expiry dates on them!

RE: Is it possible to fall in love with someone you never met?

You one lucky Dude.... Realy?! Hope it lasts for you.

RE: hello

Hello Lord. What brings you to the planet earth at this time of the year?.... quite an appropriate time to arrive, huh? and you saying the love is very nice.... why do you say that? Where have you witnessed this love being shown? .. its something that is usually in quite short supply here, so am just wondering howcome you commenting on how nice it is?
Anyway, welcome to this site, and hope you enjoy your stay here. When are you returning hence you came? and what form of transport you using this time?

RE: CS Members !!!

Good. Hope you enjoyed having your legs hot-waxed by Freeze? She said your legs are too hairy for the fishnet stockings... and they look much better now.

So when you go out after the show.... your legs in your mini should look realy smooth and nice. Please remember to not go out in the fishnet stockings.. they and the rest of your dance outfit gotta be returned to the backstage shop by tomorrow, okay?

RE: CS Members !!!

Wedy: Distinguished Gentleman, with faulty keyboard

Funoldie: Jolly Roger cast in marble but keeps cracking up

Frenchgirl: Nice happy person, with unexpected turns of behaviour

Spidermoose: Young Hippy from the Canadian Wilderness

Jerry: Fun guy, Polite and always ready to party

Jan: Patient and Kind person

Cybahippy: Cool Man Luke, with a good sense of humour

Beachcomber: His twin brother, just slightly more verbally volatile

Freeze: She keeps the party going, is innocently guilty of most things

Englandz:(in place of struck-off Belushi) Friendly nice guy, friendly and open.

Me.. Smoky... Wisest of all, most irritating, erratic... and loves to dance.

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RE: LOOKS !!!!

I like to assess the General Look of a person.... their Style. Also important is their hair, it tells a lot about a person, I think. I do not find it attractive if a man has to spend a long time re-arranging his hairstyle... thats not Manly.... A man should have easy to care for hair in an un-fussy hairstyle. Like John Wayne! LOL!

RE: serious question

If I dont make it sooner.... I will make it later! So put me down also. I just have to meet up with all you wacky people.
First week in August fits into my schedule of abandoning the home here, and also my Visa timings.

RE: What's in the bag ...........................

Ah ha, I know whats in that bag! and it aint Christmas Gifts! Freeze and Spidermoose are up to something . . . and she is carrying Contraband Goods in her bag..... She is probably going to jump ship when she gets near Canada, and go loping over the snowfields... where the two of them will meet up in that big dark forest, where Spidermoose has rigged up the Wigwam and a huge pile of firewood, and the two of them going to have a wonderful time, rollicking around in the snow, and then sitting in front of their big roaring fire, probably having a Peace-Pipe for World Peace.

RE: Jan1305........

Hi Jan, Nice to see you back with us! Was just joking.... trying to annoy Wedy.... he gets cute when he`s angry.... loses control of his keyboard and makes the greatest spelling mistakes!
I saw you two in Cyba`s last night, or was it this eary morning?
So guess you sleeping it off now?
Hey, you were needed for the Cabaret in Cyba`s tonight.....and when we couldnt find you... got Freeze`s MooseMan to do Drag in your place. So do you think you can join the Chorus line... just follow Freeze.. she knows all the steps and words to the song.

One week to Christmas..... what you doing for that long week-end?
Have a wonderful Christmas whatever you do.
I may be out of circulation that week-end... going to go lounging in a hot thermal spa, with the snow falling on my head..... to recover from a year of looking after two very active and noisy grandkids.

RE: RE CHRISTMAS

Thank you, thats realy beautiful.

RE: CS Members !!!

Oh good, now we got Wedy converted to JetFuel... instead of that rotgut he usually drinks!

WEDWARD IS MISSING....

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Hey Man... I got 2 bones in my leg, each leg, and I can still dance!!!!!!!!!!

RE: ? how many people on this site are genuine and the place they come from genuine??

Wedy you look great !

RE: clothes

The Man maketh the clothes.....

RE: can a round peg really fit in a square hole

As long as the round peg is smaller than the square.... and a square peg in a round hole may injure its corners!
Why you incognito? Thats not allowed, ... you know that... you made the rules!!!!!