This is how parties used to go for me. No one liked me or wanted anything to do with me so I wound up just like this guy, standing alone watching everyone else having fun.
Did you hear about the newfie who went ice fishing? He brought home 10lbs of ice.
Why did the newfie buy a 50 foot by 1 inch box? To ship his clothesline home in.
A really short Newfie gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large man. The dwarf stares and says "You're the biggest man I have ever seen". The man nods his head, and replies "I'm 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown." The Newfie faints! After coming too, the Newfie asks the man to repeat himself. So he does, "I said I'm 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown." The Newfie looked relieved and started laughing. "For a minute there, I thought you said 'Turn Around'."
People with depression and other MH issues spend everyday seeking freedom. In a way, we are prisoners of our own mind and freedom is a day when we can set ourselves free of our minds.
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Had a brush of snow last night, just enough to cover the ground but enough to know winter is very close.
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This is how parties used to go for me. No one liked me or wanted anything to do with me so I wound up just like this guy, standing alone watching everyone else having fun.