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OH yeah!!!!

Laughter is the greatest sound, and a smile up lifting...

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OK so it's a test for DUMB men. .... there are lots of them you know.

Laughter is the greatest sound, and a smile up lifting...

#1. Don't own a rolling pin..... yet........ lately been thinking about investing in one. grin

#2. The little frying pan.... and it is little.... is one of those thin non stick things..... not worth using on someone head.... it will just break the pan. grin

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You don't know about that test for men?????



Ok here it goes..... How can you tell who is always happy to see you? Your best friend the dog or the wife/girlfriend?

Take your wife/girlfriend and the dog, stuff them in the trunk for an hr....

Who will be happy to see you when you open the trunk?

Laughter is the greatest sound, and a smile up lifting...

Just my arm...... no rolling pin or frying pan. innocent

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Makes you a very smart man..... don't tell anyone because I will deny I said that.... grin

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REALLY?????????????? oh cool you just made my day!!!! love

Laughter is the greatest sound, and a smile up lifting...

You never know what I have up my sleeve..... I might be uhhh a bit encouraging....innocent

Laughter is the greatest sound, and a smile up lifting...

And I didn't even have to beg!!!!!! dancing

Laughter is the greatest sound, and a smile up lifting...

OHHHH BABY!!!!!love

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Naaaaaaaa you just need to get brave and try a real true to life real Suzy grin

Laughter is the greatest sound, and a smile up lifting...

JUPP, did you ever find your teeth? LOL

Laughter is the greatest sound, and a smile up lifting...

Three Irishmen and three Englishmen are traveling by train to a football match in London. At the station, the three English each buy a ticket and watch as the three Irish buy just one ticket between them.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?", asks one of the English.

"Watch and learn," answers one of the Irish.

They all board the train. The English take their respective seats but all three Irish cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The English are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Irish (like always !) on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Irish don't buy a ticket at all !

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed English.

"Watch and learn..." says one Irishman.

When they board the train the three Irish cram into a toilet and soon after the three English pile into another nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Irish leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the English are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please..."

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I posted a joke for you in the laughter is .... thread.... grin

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ahhhhh if we breath just right..... drives you guys crazy.....

hmmmm so if you only know women that don't know how to breath... does that mean Suzy Blow up is at your place? Hey I won't hold it against you for preferring lifeless females.... You should try a real live one..... you might get a BIG suprise.... grin

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Did you see the movie "40 yr old Virgin"????..... hmmm I wonder if I used those strips on Brew's hairy legs..... hmmmmmmm ..... I wonder if Brew would let me test one of those hair removing strips on his legs..... hmmmm innocent

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hmmmm did I say RIP???? innocent

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You'll have to train some one to make all those jokes and wise cracks. head banger

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Must be that hor MOON we had this week.... be warned, when people I like leave, I end up cutting onions. grin

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No, not when we were just starting to have fun. grin

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You misspelled it... na na na na na. rolling on the floor laughing


Awww common.... could be fun.... start with the hair near the ankles and work your way up.....

I did say PULL the hair, not PULL OUT the hair. There is a difference. If I pulled out the hair, I'd have to wait for new hair to grow in before I could do it again.... Not sure I'm patient enough to wait to do it again.....


innocent

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The other person is from work. Him and his wife are in the same age range as my oldest. Their other business is taking off, and doing very well, so he will be leaving where we work together.

Sometimes his wife would come and help at work. Beautiful lady and they are a great couple. I wish them the best, but will miss them 10 x's more when they leave where I work. Very down to earth, and smart and good to and for each other as a couple.

Ever meet people that brighten up your day, like a ray of sunshine? This is how I feel about these 2.

I post with you on here, and made a comment to 2 to some of the ones that posted on here with us.

Hope you will keep Curley up to date on how you are doing.... and if she would not mind letting me know. :-)

Gonna miss ya.

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HAIRY LEGS !!!! HAIRY LEGS !!!! HAIRY LEGS !!!! banana

Best kind of fun..... pull the hair on a Brew's hairy legs. grin

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What ever you choose to do, wish you all the best of luck.

That's 2 people today told me they were either leaving or moving. crying

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so that explains your skinny legs and butt. grin

It's a good thing I learned how to throw slippers at males running away.... like a brave soldier. grin

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Closer??? wink


You'll be missed. Good luck with the move. Don't you just love packing up and relocating???? Glad it's not me doing it.

Won a new built in dishwasher at a silent auction, at a cancer fund raiser.
Do you know how to take apart a cupboard and install one????


dunno

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Why.... thank you..... (does that little head movement....) batting

Like the way you won't give in too easily. wine

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Like Duhhhh doh

You don't think we know that already????? We practice and practice till we can make the males drool.....innocent

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