RE: i cant seem to find anyone!!!!

posicle = popsicle


This |______________| is not 12 inches.

RE: i cant seem to find anyone!!!!

They even name their little friend.... probably because they don't want a stranger in control.... I only have one question.... why do they call it.. long lance.... the studerator....the pole......instead of what they really are..... tiny tim, wee willie, posicle stick.... in some cases, sir little stir stick...or........ my baby finger????

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RE: OMG! What have I gotten myself into?!

Do you wanna sick puppy or fake people??? Besides....... we have so much fun.wave

RE: i cant seem to find anyone!!!!

Now look who has THEIR mind in the gutter.......... but then again isn't that a male condition?head banger

Most romantic song...

I just saw a video of this guy singing the most romantic song I've ever heard.... if you'd like to hear it go to You tube and search for "If My Nose Was Running Money" By Aaron Wilburn purple heart

RE: Does this online dating really work?

As Miss Tapestry said ..... wine

RE: i cant seem to find anyone!!!!

uuuuuhmmmmm what are you going to be fishing for???? pike, jack fish, ... trout???? or ......... will you be out on the ocean blue.... fishing for something else? Hope fully it won't be a boat with leaks in it like the other one full of political logic. tongue

RE: i cant seem to find anyone!!!!

So it's a cold one in your one hand and a rod in the other for Canada Day ????

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RE: I have to share this with you.....

Thank you so much for sharing... it's beautiful

RE: i cant seem to find anyone!!!!

Thank you....That's scary....nice you think that, but scares me because it's a very big responsibility.

RE: I have to share this with you.....

You are so lucky to have that part of your grandmother with you.

RE: Canada Day

It will make a 4 day weekend. Not sure what family has planned tomorrow. My aunt is visiting from England.

RE: Canada Day

I booked Monday as a vacation day.... hopefully no one else will be home and I can use the easel..... since I put it in the living room near the window..... just in case. grin

Laughter is the greatest sound, and a smile up lifting...

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with
those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who
installed them. He was complaining that the windows
had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for
them yet. Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde
doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told
him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had
told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR
these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo'?
(I told him). 'It's been a year'! There was only
silence at the other end of the line, so I finally
just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too
embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made
me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be.
It's the way it is.

Me thinks this is Brew's kind of woman...... grin

RE: hail

It's only +28.....

Did have some rain this week, and some good thunderstorms, but so far OK.

RE: Does this online dating really work?

Yes it happens.... a friend who happens to have CP met her husband on one, and they now have 2 children.

It happens, just not as fast as some hope.

My friend said you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find the prince.

Guess that is how it is for most people.

Best of luck.

RE: Are there any nice girls out there?

IF you are lucky............. you won't see it. grin

it's a very scary Moon.jaw drop

RE: Are there any nice girls out there?

If they had a smilie that mooned you.... but this one will have to do....
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RE: Are there any nice girls out there?

Tunzrock gets it.......... so does s0142001..... gezzzzz Brew, get with the program!!!!

RE: Are there any nice girls out there?

Hey.... stupid. sh-t.... you still breathing? grin


See what I mean s0142001???

Laughter is the greatest sound, and a smile up lifting...

Novel ways to describe individual stupidity ...

A few hairs short of a wig;

Three feathers short of being fluffy;

The dipstick doesn't quite reach the oil.

Sharp as a bubble;

Nice toy, no batteries;

Up the creek and the water's dried up;

A few quacks short of a duck;

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash;

A few dots missing on his dice.

Hey brew.... you still alive?

RE: Smoking should be banned in all public places

Now you know why some animals eat their young. professor

RE: Are there any nice girls out there?

There are there........ you just have to wade through the slime to get to them unfortunately

Laughter is the greatest sound, and a smile up lifting...

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...


The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

'So what do you think about that Doc ?'

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.

'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season.'

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.'

'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'

'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said ,
'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'

RE: What age is to old to start a new life?

Hello Dawn.... just noticed your new photo.... you are a very beautiful lady. Hope your new life in Niagara is going well.

RE: hi

I figure, if I meet other people, that is great.... if I meet someone special ... that would be super cool. cool

Hope everyone has a great safe long weekend.

RE: Canada

Damn......... you come all the way to Canada.... Cool.

My Dad comes from Crumlin area of Dublin. wave

RE: hi

I wish you best of luck.... if it's healthy for both of you. smile

RE: Smoking should be banned in all public places

applause

RE: Greetings to all

wave

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