RE: People

Ohhh, come now you're all such entertaining & captivating peop..... oohhh, shiney!
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RE: 2 dead, 5 injured after shooting at Florida Wendy's

As wonderful as that idea is, can you honestly see all those separate agencies(FDA, the paramedical companies, the NRA, the ATF, the DEA, oh & homeland security would get their paws in it somehow...)
sorting out the who's boss crap long enough to work together & sort that out?
Maybe in 50 yrs... sadly, no time soon.
Just the bill to introduce that bill into a local committee would be an act of political suicide for most modern day politicians.
So sad, so so sad.

RE: Domino's delivery guy defends himself....

I'm guessing that percentages, Leo... just to be clear.

heart wings

RE: Domino's delivery guy defends himself....

Sweet dreams... pizza free dreams.
tongue

hug

RE: Domino's delivery guy defends himself....

Sitting ducks indeed!
Since I don't see Dominos hiring armed security guards to protect the safety of their employees...
screw them!

But seriously... it's a pizza delivery job.
It's ok to quit it.
tongue

RE: The Armed Citizen

I like to think of it as reprogramming the masses... the masses of 'effin thugs!
Fire back? I'd like to be the one who controls that situation by firing first if it's in MY home!!

Come over for dinner, I dare ya.
*tail twitches... deep guttural cat growl...

RE: Family Guy oy The Simpsons?

All hail Stewie!
grin

(you mealy mouthed crotch pheasant)
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RE: The Armed Citizen

I had Police officers In New Orleans tell me a similar idea.
Spray the bullets, after making a nice X across the nose... then just make sure to kill them.
Head shots require a higher lever of skill to execute, especially when under duress. The biggest area to hit is ofter the hardest to move out of the line of sight.
Then, he told me... just make sure you drag 'em back into your yard if they drop outside the property line.
Cops hate paperwork & surviving criminals create twice the paperwork of a simple defense shooting.

If more criminals died as a result of their activities, fewer young & impressionable children would be inclined to follow their example!
How's that for accountability?

RE: The Armed Citizen

Awww... now that would take away half their docket for the year, now wouldn't it?
We can't have them toiling away at the golf courses for lack of real work to do, now can we.
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RE: The Armed Citizen

Try reading slowly this time before you use this opportunity to be nasty online.

The reference was to the county of Texas that requires weapon ownership in order to own land, not every other part of Texas. Furthermore, just because you may have been in Texas a few years, does not make you the expert on the actual data for provisions in land laws. Passing broad sweeping generalizations based on your personal unrelated contempts & a lack of knowledge of the subject at hand, is unneeded.

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RE: People

yawn

*Ohh, I'm sorry... what was that?










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RE: The Armed Citizen

Ahhh, yes Texas.
One of the last States in the US where counties still exist that require you to own a shot gun in order to own property. Funny, crime stats are really low in the part of Texas, I wonder why...

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RE: For those who dont know me......

Always nice to have you back Michelle.
wave

*humming "Hotel California"... lol!

RE: CS Welcome baby Leyla to the forum.

*woohoo!!!


(does this count as a CS baby?)
grin SURE!


Ok tell her to hurry up & recover.
Lots of people will be thing of her(both of them), in the meantime!


teddybear

RE: Why others on CS do not take seriously people which writing on Forums?

Just remember...

The forums are a tool.
If you pick up a hammer & proceed to remove a splinter with it... well, you'll end up with something even worse than a splinter in the long run.
Point is this:
If you want a certain result, you have to be willing to use the tools provided to help you obtain your goal. Just because someone else is trying to do things differently, does not mean it should interfere with your behavior towards your goal.

...oh & then there's the part where patience is a virtue.
Seldom do people find "the one" in less than a few months online. Many have been looking for a year or more. It's no different than going to that local grocery store, bar(minus most of the drinking), or gas station to meet people... unless you make it different. Your chances of meeting someone from your area are about the same, & across state lines... greatly improved.

Just proceed with a great attitude & it will serve to cast a bright light on your presence.
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RE: say something to someone-no need to mention a name

*deep breath...

Tis okay!
*another deep breath... goes to happy place... "30 day notice to move?" WHAT THE... snarf...


...
*hugs G, D, & J...

no biggie... just another chapter in 'a day in the life...'

RE: I stop smoking :))))))))))))))

That's the best way!!

Nic patches & quitter gums tend to simply supplement your system with the very chemicals you're trying to purge your system from relying on. The Pills can have nasty side effects(like wicked runny bowls, headaches, and even dizzy spells!)... not to mention not all people react well to them! LOL!

Natural means you're getting control of your cravings & impulses... another words, don't worry as much about the food part just yet, focus on ridding your system of the chemical reactions that cause you to "crave". If your mind over matter strength can handle that, a little exercise & some food education will fix any body image problems you feel you've acquired after the fact.

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RE: I stop smoking :))))))))))))))

Eating, you can deal with.

Smoking is much more destructive a habit!
I'm proud of you, for what it's worth.

If you'd like some food tips, mail me & maybe... just maybe I can help you with the food part.
;)


Did I mention I'm proud of you?
hug

RE: say something to someone-no need to mention a name

*BRRRAaaaaaaaaaaa!

Mmfrlln sckkfffin madre vaf cull...*bleeeeeeeeep bleeeeeep bleeeeeeeeeeep...

very mad

RE: Dedicate a Quote to Somebody...

Hey Somebody~

"Bite me fanboy"

RE: how to french kiss

*grabs D, gives him a big lick up the side of his.... face.

tongue



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RE: Nationalism and Pride in ones country.

I'm human, I honor my Japanese/Welsh heritage, am grateful for my European upbringing & respect my country of residence... but I love my world.




*twirls... hits head, falls down.... goes into "my world"...
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RE: say something to someone-no need to mention a name

How interesting to see THAT county's area code on my cell phone list of missed calls today!!!
WTF?

RE: What would your friends say about you.. Be honest.

They'd say I bake the best bread, have the most spoiled cats... oh & I'm a dork.

*tee hee hee...

RE: say something to someone-no need to mention a name

hug

RE: say something to someone-no need to mention a name

*waddles through... oi, me tummy's full...

:P

RE: Interesting and strange !!!!

Odd Laws still on the books~ (cont.)

In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.

In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.

In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.

In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.

In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.


dunno
grin

RE: BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER

ROFLMAO!!!

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RE: Hello..

wave
Welcome!

RE: Interesting and strange !!!!

Ok, this is just too funny...

the title of this is "Overfeeding may cause some pigeons to become aggressive"

Check this clip out.
http://humour.200ok.com.au/img/overfed-pigeon.gif

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