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Happy new year sorry its been so long

Hi and a Happy new year to all my old friends if they are still around. Well in fact Happy New Year even if i dont know yougrin


teddybear

RE: yes drugs are fun

So if working as a chef or working in general is not for you. How can you afford it. Hope it not by my tax

RE: Nuala has left the building!!!!

Bye My Irish friend sad to see you go take care hug

RE: Thoughts and Prayers for Em's Boyfriend

Oh Dana thats so sad how can life be so unfair to one family. Here's me sitting moaning to my self that i'm tired don't want to go to work then i read something like this

Kinda puts my moans in to perspective. My thoughts are with you and his Family/friends

RE: Have you ever texted the wrong person?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Not long after i trod the web cam







By the way what you still doing upsleep cheering

RE: Have you ever texted the wrong person?

yea I just bought a new web cam and wanted to try it out so i texted a friend of mine to come line and said "I just bought a web cam come on line and be my first victim" .Then i sent by mistake it to a guy i hardly knew. I realised as soon I pressed send . I frantically tried to stop the text going even turning my phone but it went with me shouting after it nooooooooooo

Needless to say i had a reply straight away saying "Oh i would love to see you" I texted him back saying"that wasn't for you" god knows what he thoughtrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Tell us a myth about your country

We sh*g sheep

We can all sing

<------- She can't

RE: Lets start by lying about our age

I like raisins and currants















Trying it make it plausable if i try to alter my age to younger say i'm skinner or anything else no one would believe megrin

RE: There's A Wedding Today.......

Congratulations to Eric and Joanne and all the best for the future

hug

RE: Give us a wave

Hello long time no seewave

RE: Give us a wave

wave hello sorry i'm so shyblues

RE: What kind of intellegence do you have?

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: My heart is sooo very sad ...

I'm so sorry for the tradgic waste of two young lives this is why me must get knives off the streets. Young people in a moment of anger and loss of control end anothers life. So sad

My only comfort in the case is these young people have a safe house, with a adult who they trust to guide them and help them through their grief.

However don't forget your self in this and never be a shame to cry in front of these young people and show help show them there is nothing wrong with showing your emotions be it love or grief

Once again i comend youfor providing a safe house for these young people. Too many adults forget whats it like to be young hug

RE: Aussie summer is here - sun, sea, sun block, and 80's music!

wave kiss

RE: Four Worms and a lesson

rolling on the floor laughing i like

RE: Introducing...The New Improved......One And Only....

And i thought it made me look romantic tongue

RE: Introducing...The New Improved......One And Only....

Hey missed you my monitors getting dusty

RE: Introducing...The New Improved......One And Only....

yay my favorite cleanerwave

RE: Hello friends .

Helllo and welcome to the forumswave

RE: I need some advice

I remember an ol gypsy lady telling me that thumbs up

RE: Got a date!

You go girlcheering


Have a good time

RE: Do you like your job?

Yes its very fullfilling

RE: Who would you like to be with in an island where there were nobody else?

Yea i go for me any day what good is love if you starve laugh

RE: Knock Knock your X is at the door..

Open it to see what he wanted .He probably more shocked that me as he doesn't know where i live. then i would say do want a cup of tea.

He is after all my sons father we did love each other once. And he not a bad man i'm not a bad woman . We just weren't happy together. Such is life

RE: are you on this world......

I 'm sitting on a hard chair and i know that as a fact because my bum hurtsgrin

RE: You & your siblings...

I have 3 sisters and two brother the only things we have in common is the we are all out spoken and rebels laugh

I do love all of them though

RE: Anyone owns a clasic car?................

I own a classic pc blues

RE: samhain and wiccans

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

when laying in my bath

God, bless my underwear
My only pair.
Stand beside them,
And guide them,
As they sit in a heap by the chair.

From the washer,
To the clothesline,
To my dresser drawer,
To my rear!

God, bless my underwear,
My only pair.
God, bless my underwear,
Or I'll be bare.

when laying in my bath

well i thought of a mother and daughter when i saw these lyrics


devil grin











OK I'm a cheerleader now

CHORUS:
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh eh, you ugly
(x4)

I saw you walking down the street,
just the other day
I didn't see your damage,
from that far away
I should have got a clue,
when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me,
with your buckteeth a-gleaming
Your hair is all frizzy,
and your face is a mess
I thought that was a sack,
but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the trees' feelings,
and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you- oh wait, yes I do!
Your teeth are yellow,
they're covered with mold
You're only fourteen,
but you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out,
you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill,
cuz you ain't ill,
you're ugly!

Chorus (x2)

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast
Girl,
you're scary,
you're hairy,
I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the City Zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat
people shout out, "CAB!"
(you're so funny...I know!)
You got eyes like a pig,
your nose is big
And with hair like that
you should be wearing a wig
uncle fester remeber him?
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise yo googly eyes
And in a Miss Ugly Pageant,
you'd win first prize!
Yo mama say you ugly!
You ugly!

Chorus (x2)

U-G-L-Y (x8)
you ain't got no alibi, you ugly!

Get dizzy (x9)

Now I feel like laundry

Chorus (x2)

Quasimodo,
camelbreath,
squarehead,
UGLY!
Chicken legs,
pigface,
chin like Bubba,
UGLY!
Fishlips,
toad liver,
pointdexter,
UGLY!
Spaghetti arms,
limp butt,
freak show,
UGLY!

Chorus

U-G-L-Y, you could make an onion cry!
U-G-L-Y, like an alien chased by the FBI
U-G-L-Y (x10)
You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!

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