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More brit humour, spelt humor....

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one.

He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”


The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

How many of you have bits and pieces of vegetables in the fridge, which you waste and ditch?

Didn’t say how I was going to deal with you though, did I?..


Love your new photo by the way; dem eyes just do it for me......blushing wink

How many of you have bits and pieces of vegetables in the fridge, which you waste and ditch?

Very sensible, not like that naughty Candid and Dusty, a big lolly pop for you.........angel

How many of you have bits and pieces of vegetables in the fridge, which you waste and ditch?

I just knew it Candis, “it had to be you”. Reminds me of a song, anyway, wasteful, extravagant little thing you, answering back too, I just wont have it. Go to the back of the class and wait until break time, I will deal with you then...........

professor

How many of you have bits and pieces of vegetables in the fridge, which you waste and ditch?

At the end of the week.........

RE: Which country poses the biggest threat to America?

I have to sort out my Sister's computer, which crashed last night, but would be interested when I come back later, as to your response.

When you make statements like that, I do not take prisoners; they go to the gallows, unless you have well reasoned and cogent comments to make.

RE: Which country poses the biggest threat to America?

Nonsense, I do not yield to your beguiling preposition.

RE: The Official denguefever and Bl8ant Fan Club!!!!

crying kiss kiss kiss I will speak to you later young lady... blushing

RE: The Official denguefever and Bl8ant Fan Club!!!!

LOL..you win, godda go now, back later...wave

RE: The Official denguefever and Bl8ant Fan Club!!!!

Private mail just sent to you....no, it's listed, "keep out".....recipient reading only..... kiss

Candis, we are finished, that's it.....tongue

RE: The Official denguefever and Bl8ant Fan Club!!!!

Careful now, someone's gonna want to ride it....blushing

RE: How many ...

Guilty, but I work in between the gaps, 'cos my computer is on 24 hrs a day......wave

Go to: solution4debts.co.uk

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates

Stop this at once, I'm getting too excited, just love dark chocolate and other dark things......or even olive brown...wink

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates

I know, I did read that article myself, still leaves me nonplussed as to the whole subject of nutrition.....A balanced diet as in plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables seems the only sensible answer.

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates

What is money, when we have our whole life to think about? See Barry White.."wont you change your mind" Our future depends on it....kiss

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates

Oh Lord!, we are gonna hijack this thread and I wuz bein' serious, got the hots for you and you don't wanna change your toothpaste for me..

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates

Ahh, ok, a rose, but remember to put it water....hug

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates

Good question again, records taken from mortality rates before and after trials. Vitamin C, however, no effect! So looks like we might have been wasting our money...Back to garlic and no, not tonight, my darling. Change you toothpaste first..... wink

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates

Not a difficult task, feeling very benevolent today....kiss

Will a clover do?

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates

Take singly, one a day, normal dosage prescribed by your doctor, say 25 mg

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates

See response below....

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates

Copenhagen Univerity Hospital, over 200,000 trial participants of best quality reasearched medical records. Vitamin A 16% increased risk in particular.

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates

Good answer, have you stopped smoking yet? Sorry, just to ask, have you listed under suitable marriagable material, but smokes.....grin

What are my chances, now we are just about to have our tiff?

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates rather than reduce them, can we believe anything, anymore?

Research by respected medical practitioners declare that vitamin pills now increase mortality rates

See subject:

RE: According to a poll

The worlds gone mad! Guess we will be reduced to just watching soon, poor way to get our jollies though.....sigh

RE: I want a man

I hope so, is that the one?

RE: I want a man

Get in the line up, uncle Geoff has to check you out first....wink

Occupation?

Job prospects?

Age?

Suitability?

Caring nature?

prepared to relocate?

RE: I want a man

You thought it would never happen, but it did. There you go, it does work........cheers hug

RE: I want a man

Go for it.....wave

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