paddy123 Forum Posts (1,551)

RE: should our boys/girles leave the middle east now!

Have not read the remaining posts, unadulterated comment therefore:

No, no and no again....It's too late for that.

If you live in Malta, you will be aware of the Libyan influence of Ghadafi...he's a wily old bird and I have a lot of respect for him.

Look at what has been achieved by our foreign office in the past few years when they realised that trading diplomatic insults, was not effective.

We must learn to learn to negotiate with the Middle Eastern mindset as you would, by exchanging views, cross legged in a Bedouin tent, whilst accepting the hand of friendship in the time honoured way. Tepid sweet tea with the spoon left in the glass and the traditional offering of local delicacies.

They don't like having their noses rubbed in it, it's an insult and quite rightly so. Give and take, all parties must leave the tent with honour satisfied.

RE: don't be shy now name 3 people you would like to sleep with .

Corr....Thanks, bristlin' wiff pride, just off for a doggy shampoo to complete the picture....for the big day

PS. Got my old dog tag all wrapped for ya, as a little pres'ee....woof to ya...

RE: Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........

Come on Aunty Dave, do ya job, send her a "Dear John". Ya just godda get her out of ya system....

RE: don't be shy now name 3 people you would like to sleep with .

Wot!...you suggestin' my Paddy suffers from halitosis..I’ll have you know, when I told him that, he was mortally offended...wants a public apology.

RE: don't be shy now name 3 people you would like to sleep with .

Which makes me 2nd choice...

But at least I could be your "best man".....and give you away

Oh!" plus another sob..just to make you feel real bad.

RE: Online Dating???????

No bad stories...increase your public persona, contribute to the forums, and don’t worry about making a fool of yourself, we all do it sometimes.

And....wait for the more genuine and articulate responses via CS private mail from members who are genuinely interested in your profile.

RE: needin a potitentail wife

Woops, I sense a hijack...my Paddy's not gay...

RE: needin a potitentail wife

to whom?




Oblique reference Darling, can't say more than that, 'cos I would be banned....

Ho, Hum, all in good fun....

RE: needin a potitentail wife

Love your dog, from one old dog to another...

RE: needin a potitentail wife

Directed to whom? My spare parts are already soiled....

RE: needin a potitentail wife

I just rang up the RSPCA and reported you for cruelty.....

RE: needin a potitentail wife

lol...Refers to a very much earlier specious thread response, Robert made before I went to Malta on Holiday. I'm sure he will recall it.

However, back to this particular thread, the point, of which escapes me.

It's so outrageously fake that surely no one on here is going take it seriously?

Unless of course.......you know different....

RE: needin a potitentail wife

Oh crap! Did I just post this?




Yes, you most certainly did Robert and I have not forgotten that you proposed to me too...make up your mind...

RE: Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........

Awww...got to go now........But uncle Paddy is on the case, rootin' for ya....will have a chat with Aunty Dave later, just wanna see if his intentions are honourable....

Geeze, am I makin' ya embarrassed or what?...Incidentally, have you asked to see his tool kit yet?........

RE: Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........

I'll pick up the tab, you godda new hat fer the weddin'?...

RE: Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........

I just checked his balance on line, it's true, ya gonna have to live on "air pie 'an windy pudding"...

RE: Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........

Yeah..but you wanna a real treat to KFC, now 'an again, don't ya?....

RE: Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........

Keep tryin' Hun, I'm with ya....

Check out his bank balance first though...7 quid aint gonna go too far these day.....

RE: Busted

Yeah.......bet you dropped a few of those on here, like the rest of us......

RE: Why does people allow their emotions to get bent with strangers on the internet???

Yes, Zellarronne, for once, I agree with you too.


I have just put my lovely new brownie suit on, just for you....

Alternatively, you can call me a creep.....

RE: Busted

Bonjour. Mon Chéri, vous consentez, laissez tomber cette brique rouge?......

RE: Busted

Uncle Paddy says: talk to Aunty Dave...

That's if he's not drowned...

Seriously?.......Don't respond, drop it like a red hot brick!....

RE: Question. What constitutes a few extra pounds?

the sorry paddy but are there no just. Did I bet you didn't think that I could read the French huh?

Nice Try......



Yep, you're right, uncle Paddy will give Aunty Dave some French lessons and then we can both take Nath down to the pub.....

RE: Question. What constitutes a few extra pounds?

Retournez à votre cage Aunty Dave. Les Français petit est le mien. J'ai plus de 60 ans, c'est mon droit..........

RE: women do you go for looks or if someone has a good sense of humour

You want some dead flowers too?....Much better I send you, teddybear....

RE: women do you go for looks or if someone has a good sense of humour

Yeah....you fell right into that one...where then?...

RE: women do you go for looks or if someone has a good sense of humour

Oh! Blimey, take out one of the apostrophies, come on, tell me which one then?

RE: flirtingwho does it alot

Hello from Aunty Dave, by proxy....

RE: Why???would someone choose a relationship that was codependant

Brilliant........ "sweetheart" ......Awww, such a nice expression.......

RE: Why???would someone choose a relationship that was codependant

You're welcome, have a great day, as they say in the U S of A....