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How do you repair a woman's watch?

Glad, You said that, not me!...........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: the World's Most Powerful Club

No, but Malta is at the heart of Masonic history.

Masonic orders are the subject of much misunderstanding, so much so, that had 1939/45 conflict turned out differently, I doubt that it would exist in the present day.

You may take it from me that no evil befalls those who benefit from the many charitable causes supported by all true Masons.

How do you repair a woman's watch?

Ok, my lucky number has just come up....I won...on a complimentary ticket....smitten

How do you repair a woman's watch?

Nice answer, where do I buy my lottery ticket?...... smitten grin

How do you repair a woman's watch?

Are we talking about the woman or the clock?....devil grin

How do you repair a woman's watch?

You don't need to. There's a clock on the oven...

grin

RE: soooooooo

Naughty, naughty......scold grin

RE: I Dare you All...Be Honest If you Can...

Been to Chile, far enough for you?.....grin

RE: the World's Most Powerful Club

We were taught to be cautious! You must contain your curiosity.....wink

RE: vacation

Est-ce que je pensais vous êtes parlés pour? Ou est-ce que je suis trompé?.....dunno grin

RE: Guys Really ........

Would I have bothered with the drink?

Heck, no!

Happy hour (days) would have been at my place.....devil banana

RE: I hope they don't.....

That's not a RillyNice subject...... rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Who is who?

Hello from Geoff, I live in a remote cottage in the mountains of Snowdonia, Wales, with my sheep dog Paddy......wave

RE: How can I show my love to someone special !!!!!!!

Hope she's not blonde, 'cos you just blew it....grin

RE: If You Love Me,Let Me Know

OK, blonde and lives in the USA.....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: If You Love Me,Let Me Know

We need positive identity on that!.....grin

RE: If You Love Me,Let Me Know

Guess the blonde joke has just messed up my chances with "ariesgirl"......smitten grin

Apologies to "Blondes"

You're welcome, how many flowers you reckon this is gonna cost us?....crying grin

Apologies to "Blondes"

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He Finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

He yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar falls silent, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Mister, I think it's fair, since you’re blind, you should know
five things”.

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde, with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, you still wanna tell that joke?


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says: “Nah, forget it, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.".....



grin

RE: Question about letters received from members of forum???

Can you spare a dime for me darlin' my dog needs to eat.



Accompanied, of course, by a bad rendition on the mouth organ of "Buddy can you spare me a dime".

wink

PS. Please don't report me.....crying

RE: Question about letters received from members of forum???

BTW, a degree dosn't necessarily mean one can spell well; I know a few scholars that can barely spell their own name!


Yoo cann sey thet agane.....

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I love...I need....I want...

I love brown chocolate

I want more toys

The new CS format lacks the instantaneous spontaneity of the old format?

Just love brown chocolate.....hug kiss

RE: I love...I need....I want...

I need you to raise your profile age limit.....wink

devil

The new CS format lacks the instantaneous spontaneity of the old format?

Forgot the dot.....doh

The new CS format lacks the instantaneous spontaneity of the old format?

Hello......wave hug

The new CS format lacks the instantaneous spontaneity of the old format?

Pity you were not in Sliema last week, we could have had a beer. The traffic was horrendous though!

The meaning of "Zahir" Clue: Arabic.

Close, but not quite...see preferred definition..agree?

The meaning of "Zahir" Clue: Arabic.

White as a sheet, spent all my time in bed....wink

The new CS format lacks the instantaneous spontaneity of the old format?

I seriously & highly doubt that is the reason for the changes in the format, Paddy...come on now!

I did it my way...lol Sure as hell would like to know how you bring up the white box in your reply?conversing

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