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Why is it so difficult for women to pick up men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

Awww, thank you Gov' may fortune shine upon you...........Wooof!...Off down to Tesco's to get a bottle......

Why is it so difficult for women to pick up men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

They love you just the same; wait for lots of flowers with that cuddly Teddy Bear....

Gezze, why do I give the opposition all these chances when I'm still single 'an beggin' wiff my dog under Waterloo Bridge?....

Why is it so difficult for women to pick up men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

They're all gay!........















Note: Previously considered inappropriate, politically, incorrect humour by Paddy, but now refers to the other post on here, in the "alternative" theme.....

RE: anyone you got the hots for on here

Just sent you a four leaf clover Robert..lucky 'ol you..

RE: What's your fantansy??

Yeah....figured you'd go for this one, not only do we read the same newspapers...but....

RE: Top Ten Threads

RE: The following are actual stories provided by travel agents

Great stuff.....

RE: hey ya

Corr! Where did you pop up from?.....

RE: Freemasons

LOL...charitable contribution on the way...no strings attached...

RE: Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........

Oh!...Geeze, what a clanger, I'm not a football fan...can Liverpool fans ever forgive me....

All hate mail will be referred to admin...

RE: Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........

And?....

RE: Freemasons

LOL...we were "taught to be cautious"....go to it brother...

RE: Freemasons

Hi Robert...lol......have no idea......whoops! did I give the game away...

RE: Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........

You shamed me Dave...........

What can I do to make it up to ya?...

RE: The Rosary

Yep, agree with that.........but need to add that I have looked at Soul friend’s profile.

He's over eighty years old, absolutely fantastic, who else would have the guts and determination to post on these forums at that advanced age? Not many I will wager.

Congratulations, Soul friend, I will not enter into any further discussion on the subject because I have no religious convictions of any description whatsoever, but I wish you a long and continued happy existence on this earth.

Regards

Paddy.

RE: Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........

Dang...typo...that should be "brought! not bought...

RE: Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........

LOL, can I tell a story or what?...it's the Irish in me...........

RE: A Quick Message To You All

Hi Paul,

All the best to you.....
..........Nope, just realised that's not an appropriate emoticon...start again Paddy.

keep your chin up.

RE: MEN, What moves do you like a woman to make if you like her?!

Nah! Go for it....Don't believe a word of it, men secretly love it when a woman comes on to them...

Reality check: Are we all a bit egotistical? Sure we are, but you can sort out the wheat from the chaff later....

RE: Dear Dave`s Problem Page..........

Dear Dave, damn it, this is serious stuff. Listen to me will ya?

Joy confessed to me last night that she's been sufferin' from all this hurtful public exposure of her love for ya.

In fact she told that she's bought a copy of Man United's "y'all never walk alone"...'an plays it at night, the tears come easily, Gezze, I feel so bad, I almost feel like offerin' myself to her. But I know its no good; she's a one woman man. An, besides Paddy’s saved a half chewed toffee for ya as a weddin’ present. Bless his heart, he’s rooting fer ya both too.

I thought about postin' this to ya privately, but just know all the folks on here, would be so disappointed if they missed out on the outcome of this all time great CS match. Never forget, we is all with ya whatever the final decision. I know ya will do right by her.

All the best, from Paddy,

Oh!.... An’ a big one from Joy...x

PS. She hope's she's gonna get a big one back...

If Rod Stewart can do it at 62, why can't I?

Read it....but I'm taller than him, 'an I still don't get a look in...

If Rod Stewart can do it at 62, why can't I?

Hello Sailor.....promises, promises...

If Rod Stewart can do it at 62, why can't I?

You let the cat out of the bag......

If Rod Stewart can do it at 62, why can't I?

Wow!..............is that without being loaded?....

If Rod Stewart can do it at 62, why can't I?

Utterly shameless, I know....

If Rod Stewart can do it at 62, why can't I?

I will, I will, why should I let him get away with it....

If Rod Stewart can do it at 62, why can't I?

Yep, but wouldnt mind the extra dough.......

If Rod Stewart can do it at 62, why can't I?

He's just married Penny Lancaster, she's 36, taller than him and gorgeous.

Only difference between him and me, he's loaded..$$$...

Damn it!......

RE: Weather where you are?

I second that....when is it going to end, I ask myself?

Must be the wettest season ever, in Snowdonia...

RE: Why am I having a hard time?

You liddle smoothie, you bin takin' lessons?...