I heard of a guy who stuck his wee wah in a bottle and swelled up and he couldn't get it off. So, he went to the emergency room in a trench coat with the a bottle hanging out.
A neighbour of a newly wed couple was worried when she didn't hear her rather noisey neighbours for a while. A few days later, she peered through their letterbox and through the windows. But there was no sign of anyone. Concerned for the young couple, she called the police. The officers promptly broke down the door, then searched the house. Only to find the young women gagged and tied to the bed. Her husband was lying unconscious on the floor, wearing a Superman Outfit. They later explain that they had been engaged in a superhero role-playing fantasy, and the costumed husband had knocked himself out attempting to jump onto his wife from atop the dresser. Of course, the woman was unable to help him!
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Cool
Time Capsule
It would be fun to see it again 10-20 years in the future.