Ambrose2007 Forum Posts (8,881)

RE: If you had to vote right now.....

Ron Paul!

RE: Who am I competing with ?

Okay. I meant blondes that are of a certain age, then.

RE: actress or actor would you sleep with if you had the chance right now

No actors or actresses for me. I want someone who wouldn't have to pretend to want me.

RE: Who am I competing with ?

I fancy her, but unfortunately she doesn't seem to be into blondes...

RE: WARNING!!!!..If you decide to read this prepare yourself...

God, what a pair we would've made! "Hi, I'm Jeffrey, may I present my wife, Jeffrey?"

Do you realize if we'd gotten married and she'd taken my last name, that we'd have the same initials??! (JLO). Did the stars play a cruel game on us by placing her 20,000 kilometers away?

RE: I want to write a poem of love

Thanks, Cusp. And here I was thinking I'd eated something I shouldn't have.

RE: WARNING!!!!..If you decide to read this prepare yourself...

What she said. Damn, what a gorgeous name for such a gorgeous lady!!

Jeffrey

RE: WARNING!!!!..If you decide to read this prepare yourself...

Jeez, I think I love that name, too! (Taking a moment...feeling a tad verklempt...)

RE: Last night on toilet....

Yeah, there's a terribly odd irony lurking in there somewhere, Euphoria.

I'm kind of wondering if homely old ladies who smoke too much around here might also like gays, too?

Funny, last summer a whole troop of gays descended on Badger - they were bartenders/cooks brought in for the Badger Centennial. Damn, they sure mixed some mean drinks. The expressions of the local townspeople as these guys pranced about: priceless!

RE: more than words

I enjoyed that, honey!

Years ago, I wrote something that *sort* of reminds me of this, Bajan:

Give me the answers
show me the truth
Take me to worlds
of eternal youth
a bright land
without any shade
Show me the place
where the sun never fades

RE: Last night on toilet....

It's okay, big guy - we all love you anyway.

RE: Last night on toilet....

Hey.

Well, "we" try, anyway.

RE: Last night on toilet....

Now hold on, HJ...you're not saying you're a "queen," are you?

RE: Last night on toilet....

EUphoria - really enjoyed your story...though the ending was kind of a downer for me.

I did something similar to my wife in the early years. Then she turned around and sort of returned the favor, so I know what it feels like. Speaking of toilets, I actually began to see myself as a piece of crap for many years...when I looked into the mirror, my blue eyes even started assuming a brownish shade...

RE: For All Those Rushing to Canada Immigration Tomorrow....

I hereby cancel my subscription to the resurrection...of my interest in Canadianizing myself... What a bunch of sick puppies! Like I'd want to move to a place that makes South Dakota look like sunny California...eeerrrch!

Seriously, considering the way things are going down here, if there isn't a major change away from Pax Americana, I may be forced to add some extra clothing and trudge up there regardless...

RE: Men, What turns you onto a girl?

Babies. They bring out my girlish nurturing emotions, for some reason.

RE: Do muscles make the man?

Sheesh...what a firecracker, Blue Eyed! Maybe it's that new hat of yours... And what about my "rock"?

Seriously, you rock, too, T. Be careful, though. I may actually call your bluff at some point.

RE: Do muscles make the man?

How much can you hoist, Blue Eyed?

RE: Do muscles make the man?

Well, Rickster, I should've spoken for myself (and most iron-freaks). There's always the exception. Congrats, btw!

RE: Do muscles make the man?

Hey, my ancestors didn't evolve from apes! We are the step-children of the Viking gods...

You know, I hadn't thought of it like that. Channeling my "inner monkey." Makes it sound almost noble...

RE: Do muscles make the man?

I think that would be a blast, Bodleing, but it would probably be a 100 mile trip (one-way) to find such a place (I'm thinking Sioux Falls, maybe).

I've often contemplated building some kind of adult jungle gym in my backyard. Something to hang and climb on. Weird, huh?

RE: Do muscles make the man?

Also, some people don't realize that serious weight-lifters/bodybuilders try strenuously to avoid hard work on their recuperative days off. Doing heavy squats one day and moving pianos the next day, for instance, is a "no-no." So bodybuilders may come across as wimps on their days off, since hard work then sabotages muscle recovery.

Jeff

RE: Do muscles make the man?

Yeah, there's a huge difference between doing "real work" and lifting weights in a gym. I learned that the hard way the last couple of summers, doing construction work. The excess muscle and flab really just slowed me down. Also, I was always amazed when bodybuilder types had so much trouble moving pianos - something I did all the time.

It's hard to duplicate all the movements involved in real world strength in the gym - but the gym is far better than nothing.

RE: Age vs. Maturity: Differences between men and women

Okay, small qualification... On the basis of communications between women in their thirties and forties on this list, I would say that they're VASTLY more mature than their male counterparts...in my humble experience.

RE: Age vs. Maturity: Differences between men and women

Not at all, Riya. It's just that you make naughtiness seem almost nice.

RE: Age vs. Maturity: Differences between men and women

BUt having a youthful perspective - a young mind, retaining a child-like joy in things - doesn't equate to being immature...does it?

RE: Age vs. Maturity: Differences between men and women

I think the maturity difference lessens with age, however...and it's too much of a generalization to be worth a heckuva lot, imho...

RE: Do muscles make the man?

All beefed up, and nowhere to go...

RE: Hurt

Good point about the karmic lightning, Spicey!

RE: in what order motivates you the most to check out a profile

THe forums are a fantastic way to get to know someone. Seeing people in "action" tells more about them than the often inaccurate and sketchy profile texts do. Unfortunately, only a tiny percentage of CSers participate on the forums (or perhaps not so unfortunate, because the bandwidth of thousands of posters would probably be too large).