Ambrose2007 Forum Posts (8,881)

RE: What's the single most unattractive thing you see in profiles?

Oh come on, Euphoria. Some of us objectively are simply marvelous! No one else but ourselves can furnish the final verdict on that. Who cares about other people anyway?

RE: What's the single most unattractive thing you see in profiles?

You got that right, Cupcake! But I finally removed my semi-nudes from my profile, to the great relief and cheers of many!

RE: Flowers returned

And I thought "size matters" to you, Bubbles! Or...were speaking of different appendages than I'd originally imagined?

RE: Old verses young

Hell, Oslo, you ARE young! You're scarcely a baby, girl! And guys always respond to your posts, just as they do with most of the women here, including Kitty.

RE: who lights your fire and makes your heart beat faster.

Unfortunately, she lives too far away to keep me furnished with kindling.

RE: who lights your fire and makes your heart beat faster.

Okay, well, I admit you might raise my heart rate for other reasons, Rose. I suppose if you got nosy and hiked my rent in addition, my heart would never survive...

RE: who lights your fire and makes your heart beat faster.

Well, Rose...that pulse-increase has more to do with my inherent fears of landlords (their nasty habits of raising your rent or being nosy).

RE: Old verses young

I like the older women here quite a lot (not sure what you mean by "old ones"; most of the women in the forums are at most middle-aged).

The younger women I like here are appreciated mostly because of their unique personalities and character. I'm never going to have any kind of romantic relationship with them, so what else matters?

RE: who lights your fire and makes your heart beat faster.

My landlord, when he showed up this fall to light my furnace?

RE: do you really,really miss someone alot.

RE: hey i"m matt

I don't know. He kinda looks like a player (check out those squinty eyes!).

Seriously, Matt, welcome to the madhouse.

RE: Beauty in the past

Uuhhhh...errrr...I think I may avoid mirrors for the rest of the day, Bajan. But thanks for your painfully gorgeous paean to the wild child in all of us middle-aged and elderly types...

RE: Never underestimate people

I have to believe you lay there flat-stomached, dress tastefully but provocatively arranged about your bare thighs, waiting with unconscious flair and style for your rescuers...

RE: do you really,really miss someone alot.

Hmmm...Mythos or Keystone Lite... I always thought Keystone Lite, despite it's exquisitely retched taste, had a mythically resonant name, like some underweight keymaker forging his craft on a stone (or while stoned?).

But I have to admit, Athens, "Mythos" would probably win the imaginative and evocative nod from me (and I have to believe it tastes better!).

RE: Never underestimate people

Women!

Though it's true that when I fell off my bike this summer in the middle of an intersection, I did entertain vague worries about not wearing a jockstrap that morning...

RE: Never underestimate people

Don't be greedy, Euphoria. Any number of kisses from this lady would prove more than adequate.

RE: do you really,really miss someone alot.

I miss my youngest son (across the country in the den of iniquity - California), and also a very dear friend from CS to whom I had a strikingly similar connection. Small world, huh, Athens?

RE: Never underestimate people

I think you do an excellent service showing the kindness of strangers in a strange land, Athens, but next time could you do that without gashing your head? Makes me queasy thinking of it.

RE: why muss men trust women,and why muss women trust men

I don't think there's even anything wrong with mussing women or men. They can always straighten out their hair or clean up afterward.

RE: Learning to know one another.

It is essential to know and discuss those things, imo. It's the only way a strong and honest foundation for a relationship can be established. Otherwise, it's like attempting to build a skyscraper on a base of matchsticks...

RE: Hi it's me Amanda

I'm not one of them, but I still offer you a warm welcome, Amanda.

RE: For The Men!

That a girl, Imared! You definitely know what a pseudo-girl wants! Just don't mess with my goatee!

RE: For The Men!

Are you implying that upon revealing myself, girls aren't inspired to do anything more excited than tie their shoes??!!

RE: For The Men!

Don't even think of asking to borrow my pink dress, of course.

RE: For The Men!

It's the weirdest thing. I measured myself recently, and came up with this rather chilling length-figure: 6.666"! No wonder the girls always make the sign of the cross when I unveil myself. I always thought they were being worshipful or something...

RE: For The Men!

Thanks you, sweetie, for standing up for me!

RE: For The Men!

Yeah, Indy, I auditioned for that show in drag -- I was trying out for one of the jailbait girls -- and when they demanded that I shave my beard, I declined. Even a faux lady has her/his pride!

RE: For The Men!

Damn. I can't decide whether to be incredibly flattered (think Suzanne Somers is VERY hot!), or be unbearably insulted. But thanks for your thoughts, Wall!

RE: Why is it/

Women are generally perceived to be more nuturing/empathetic than men, and so are judged by a different standard. For a woman to behave as aggressively as an aggressive (alpha-type) male, the presumption is that she would need to travel further from her "female nature" to achieve that, and thus would tend to be awarded a more extreme status than would a male.

Though I think there's some truth to that perception, I don't believe it logically implies anything negative about an aggressive woman's character. There are bound to be women who are as assertive as men, and as long as they act ethically, their actions shouldn't, in my judgment, be viewed prejudicially.

RE: Picture or no picture that is the question

To underscore my claim that some here "lack an interest in attracting" people, I know of at least woman who would be utterly besieged by suitors because of her looks, and would prefer to avoid that.