Ambrose2007Ambrose2007 Forum Posts (8,881)

RE: Does the SIZE matter...?

Yeah, the sad fact is, it can matter. And I admit I've endured some criticism on that score from around these here parts. Why just the other day I tied my precious rope to a car to pull it out of a ditch, and the dang thing snapped, and just lay there limply on the road. I don't think I've ever been so humiliated in my life. The farmer made a derogatory comment about the thickness of my rope, and added gravely: "You know, son, sometimes size does matter."

I admit I was pretty pissed off, but I took his comment to heart. Next time I will have some thicker "rope" on hand. But I still believe it's not the size of your "rope," but how you "swing" your "lasso."

conversing confused wow

RE: HOW MANY OF YOU REALLY WANT A FULL TIME PARTNER?

Heck, I've learned to never say never ever again! wave

RE: wHY DON'T CONNECTINGSINGLES HAVE VIDEO PROFILES SO THAT WE CAN FINALLY SEE WHAT PEOPLE LOOK AND TALK

Excellent idea, imo. It would be nice to see people as they truly are.applause

RE: flirting turn are turn off?

Wouldn't you be required to register your words as deadly weapons, Bajan?confused angel

RE: DOES THIS SITE WORK??

Regardless of the problems inherent in meeting people online, I've had more success meeting quality people on CS than on any other singles site, free or otherwise.thumbs up

RE: Why are you single?

That's one reason I moved to South Dakota, Robert. I figured with the low cost of living, females would be cheap, too. Good theory, but in practice the only available females within 100 miles walk on four legs and make you bring them 400 pound blocks of salt before they'll even sit and talk to you. frustrated

RE: is internet best way to find soulmate

thumbs up cheering wine

RE: Why are you single?

Sometimes it's all about timing, Arabella. A few hundred thousand years ago, you'd have no shortage of suitors up there. wink applause

RE: Why are you single?

More like *everyone* wants you. And that can be almost as bad...?confused

RE: Why are you single?

Perhaps you should try court jesters?roll eyes

RE: To the person who tries to IM me

And here I thought 20 was our lucky number, Fell!? crying

RE: Why are you single?

That's actually a pretty good answer, imo, Zeloniy. I usually say something like: "I have yet to meet that incredibly lucky girl, yet." Or something along those lines. angel

RE: Can a woman be too loud in bed??

If I can't hear my own screams of ecstasy, I think that's too loud.wow

RE: To the person who tries to IM me

Sigh. Women who play hard to get with computer excuses...innocent

RE: For everyone that needs it today..

And I thought "Keystone Lite"! blues

RE: Sound

thumbs up thumbs up cheering

RE: Sound

Heavily amplified country music?

RE: Goodmorning World?

Here, people not only keep track of roadkill, Blue Eyed, they take it home and cook it. Our local restaurant is the Badger Roadkill Cafe. For some reason I've never gotten around to sampling its cuisine.confused roll eyes

RE: why lie

You know, Euphoria, I've heard that there are no atheists in foxholes, but I didn't realize that applied to children, too....confused angel

RE: i haven't been here for a while.....but

Well, you still have really nice eyes. thumbs up wave

RE: Who likes To Post

I personally hate posting in any form whatsoever!
confused blues

RE: Here we go again...

"Now" I know...sheesh. I hope future generations don't make any jokes about me. blues

RE: Here we go again...

Okay, I just want to know one thing, Oslo: how do you know so much about my family (grandfather's name was Ole Olson!!)? confused mumbling

At least know I know why I never got the chance to know him. doh laugh

RE: Here we go again...

Hey, I resemble that remark, Indy! very mad

RE: Here we go again...

You know, Oslo, I'm kinda thinking that maybe I'm actually Danish.confused laugh

RE: Grudges

Jeez. Really? I'm kinda jealous...wink

RE: Here we go again...

You do know my grandfather's name was "Ole," didn't you, Oslo. very mad

Still, pretty damn funny. (Where do you get this stuff?) mumbling laugh

RE: What a warm greeting I recieved

What men, Sister Riya? confused

RE: Here we go again...

NOW you're on a roll, Oslo! applause Stupid Swedes, heh heh...heh?

RE: What a warm greeting I recieved

laugh
It doesn't seem to have constricted the blood circulation in your brain like it did with me, BeB.mumbling beer

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