Ambrose2007 Forum Posts (8,881)

RE: Fuller figured fans!

The irony is that your typical bluntness and provocativeness seems to have made you one of the more popular people here, judging by comments on another thread Who would've thought?

Brownie points aside, I think it would be dishonest and patronizing for me to write something like "big is beautiful," even if some overweight ladies or men happen to be good-looking.

RE: Fuller figured fans!

Thanks for not jumping all over me about that, Karen. Everyone has the right to like what they like. With the one possible exception of my ex-mother-in-law.

RE: what is your favorite season?

Late spring and summer.

RE: If you weren't single....

Myself and...me? I? For me, it's become "myselves." There's a skinny guy, a bearded fat guy, a kind of muscular clean-shaven guy, and some troll-like creature whose name I'm not sure about...

RE: If you weren't single....

Damn, Flying Saucer, you really nailed the case for being single! By the way, some of those things relate well to why I am single. I mean that disagreements over the things you've named above heavily contributed to the demise my marriage.

RE: If you weren't single....

I might not always have to edit my own writings (if I found the right girl)?

But seriously, one thing for me would be not having to constantly endure those one-sided conversations/arguments you have with yourself. They say it's okay to talk to yourself, as long as yourself doesn't start answering. I think I'm about three layers into that peculiarly self-referential kind of conversation.

RE: Fuller figured fans!

That was a touching and thought-provoking story, Heart. What are you trying to do, make certain people around here feel shallow ?

I don't like being politically correct about this. I'd prefer being honest. I think being overweight says something about how a person feels about him or herself. It doesn't say it all -- probably doesn't even say the more important things -- but it says something significant.

For me, and probably most others who have dealt with weight issues, food is often treated as a kind of medication for certain feelings about life. It simply isn't healthy to eat in excess and to carry excess weight. As you age, the effects of excess weight can become physically overwhelming. I live in an area where most of the middle-aged guys carry around massive beer bellies like badges of honor. And working beside them, it is graphically clear the toll this practice takes on their bodies. I've worked with guys 10 years younger than I who could barely walk on their messed up knees from bearing all the extra weight for years.

Whether or not one finds overweight individuals physically appealing, the health and psychological issues are paramount, in my view. For the record, I think many of the "Big" girls here, including Heart and some of the other girls in this thread, are attractive, but I'm fairly sure you'd be more attractive in a slimmer form, and probably experience a better quality of life as well. I know that's the case for me. Just dropping a mere 40 pounds recently made all the difference in the world in terms of my sense of physical well-being.

RE: Norwegian Jokes

That will work

RE: Tool And Nightlady officially dating!!! Come in and wish us luck and congratulations

What the gods have decreed, no mere mechanical device may cast asunder?

RE: Norwegian Jokes

Hey, my grandfather was named "Ole."

A now-embittered Norwegian.

RE: who's there to make your day that little bit special for you. and to listen to what you have to say.

RE: Feeling Kinda down tonite just need a hug...

This goes against my nature tonight, but ah, well...

RE: who's there to make your day that little bit special for you. and to listen to what you have to say.

I hadn't thought of that....

RE: Dumbest excuse you ever heard for canceling a date

I she does, too!

RE: who's there to make your day that little bit special for you. and to listen to what you have to say.

Her name is Purrcilla. I'm not sure if she's actually listening, but she meows occasionally as though she does.

RE: Dumbest excuse you ever heard for canceling a date

Right. As though I'd have the bad taste to wear your bikini and high heels at the same time. Give me a fashion break!

RE: whos the one who captures your heart on here.

Assuming she still has a soul. Nothing worse than a soulless girlfriend (I ought to know -- muuuuuaahhh!)

RE: ARE WE HAVING FUN YET??????????????

No offense intended to either of you wonderful ladies. Sometimes it's just better not to defy fate, you know?

RE: Dumbest excuse you ever heard for canceling a date

Hey, that was a very pivotal and sensitive moment for me. After that, I threw away my high heels and pink tutu forever!

RE: Tool And Nightlady officially dating!!! Come in and wish us luck and congratulations

Don't fight it, Nightlady. The CS Halloween gods have spoken!

RE: say something good about the one you like. no need to mention there name

Huh?? I was talking about Alex, of course!

RE: Dumbest excuse you ever heard for canceling a date

"I just realized I'm gay." Said upon first meeting me.

RE: Tears, shed in the rain.

You are pure verbal evil, Enchantress. I may actually love you, if I weren't so evil (tonigh).

RE: say something good about the one you like. no need to mention there name

Which he? Now even I'm confused.

RE: say something good about the one you like. no need to mention there name

Good. I didn't want to give those girls any ideas, big fella.

RE: Tool And Nightlady officially dating!!! Come in and wish us luck and congratulations

Wow, they're back together. My work here is done!

RE: the real hallowe'en

Can't imagine why anyone would be offended by that!

RE: What are you jammin too?

Sympathy for the Devil. What else on a night like this?

RE: say something good about the one you like. no need to mention there name

I think your insides are as beautiful as your epidermis!

RE: If Rwantin were president!! Who would...

A politician with integrity. That is truly disgusting.