Ambrose2007 Forum Posts (8,881)

RE: I'm Rated a 5 but I am looking for a 10 with double d's

Sounds like you might've been inspired by another thread, Tool.

RE: More Canadians died

Thanks for pointing that out, Kissme. Many of us in the US tend to overlook the loss of life in countries like Canada.

RE: Question for pretty, young, women w/o kids

Maybe he intended "maturity" to subsume "character, personality, morals, interests," etc., Blue Eyed??

RE: Question for pretty, young, women w/o kids

Another girl with false modesty. Come on, Blue Eyed, we both know better than that.

RE: Question for pretty, young, women w/o kids

Oh stop with the false modesty, Arabella. You know you're hot (what man doesn't lust for a girl in a tree? It goes back to Tarzan, and perhaps even our progenitor apes, right?)

RE: Question for pretty, young, women w/o kids

No. You're being honest, Solid. Don't back off. You are what you are, and you want what you want. The rest of us will just have to deal bitterly with it.

RE: Question for pretty, young, women w/o kids

For some strange reason, I like you, Solid. You got balls, and you have a clear vision of what you want. Points also for being honest.

That's the good part. The negative is that -- especially with your age criterion -- you've kind of limited yourself artificially, imho. There are a lot of hot women that are older than your profile's specified age-range. Broadening that a bit might help. Also, put some more flattering photos of yourself up there, for God's sake. That one with the glasses looks like a 6+ to me, but the one with the baby shows that's an illusion. I prefer to post photos that actually flatter me, which in my case is a necessity (otherwise, I'd be brutally ignored)

Man, this site is really starting to warp my mind. I can hardly believe I'm giving advice to men to make them more appealing to women here. WTF?

RE: Question for pretty, young, women w/o kids

You go, girl!

RE: It goes around

I'm glad you feel that way, Bajan. But that's only one sentence. Think of what it would be like to string hundreds of such sentences together in poetic meter...

Oh, wait, you already know all about that, don't you.

RE: Can I get a few of your thoughts and prayers today?

Damn, Michelle, that sounds terrible. What a nightmare. You have all my best wishes, dear lady!

RE: A Kiss Is Just A Kiss

I'm somewhat unconventional in that respect. If I really like a lady, the first thing I do, as the penultimate moment approaches, is to fully extend my tongue, then wriggle it provocatively as I ever so slowly extend it toward my lady's now-scowling lips. This has been known to make my girls weak in the knees as well...but admittedly, if they don't faint, they do tend to run rather rapidly in the opposite direction...

RE: Explain the user name you chose

From Ambrosia, nectar of the gods.

RE: My Mother

I've been wondering how she was doing, and am very sorry to hear this news. My best to you, Robert.

RE: Is it a sign of weakness when a man cries?

God, I hope it's not a weakness. I even got kind of teary-eyed when I read your post

RE: When do you interfere?

First, it's good to see you back. Second, there appears to be a lesson in there about always being nicely attired when you travel, which kind of goes against the grain in my case.

Seriously, I wouldn't interfere unless it got physical, and I would almost always help a stranded motorist, or at least offer to. I might be hesitant if it were a big greasy-haired guy with biker and prison tattoos wearing a combat knife...

RE: Without getting all emotional...

Are you ready to give up your home for them (since it is their "right" to have housing)?

RE: Why do young people join dating sites?

Right, Dark Angel. I think some of us are underestimating how difficult it can be to find the right person -- even for beautiful young things such as yourself!

RE: Lets all state how much

Has he been banned, Uli? Hey, it's about time. (just kidding). Yeah, I enjoy him a lot, too.

RE: How long after a break up do you move onto the next victim......i mean lover?

I don't know, Karen. I just wanted to say that's a pretty great thread title.

RE: Why do young people join dating sites?

I assumed it was hang out with and admire all the hot older people, and perhaps obtain some much-needed wisdom from them?

RE: ???no drama

That's part of what makes you so much fun, Imared. I watched a Tony Robbins "self-help" video the other day. "What do people want in life?" he asked. One of the most important things people need to have a good life is "security." Another of the most important things people to be happy is "insecurity."

That makes me feel a lot better somehow. I won't try to explain how that relates to this thread, but I think it does.

RE: ???no drama

I assumed that meant: "Looking for someone with a really dull personality."

RE: hair on Man's Chest!

Now you tell me...just after I had a chest-wax.

RE: COULD GUILT BE HOLDING YOU BACK

Nothing could stop me from getting a gorgeous pair of shoes, but I would have problem undercutting my best friend in applying for a job (unless he refused to buy me the shoes).

RE: "What are YOU looking for?"

At least you're halfway there, Dina, with that furry little friend in your arms.

RE: "What are YOU looking for?"

RE: Do you believe in Star signs?

Are you still up, Euphoria? I need to know who's compatible with me, based on my sign...

RE: Somebody's me,is it a flirt or could it be real.

RE: Do you believe in Star signs?

Okay, now I'm a believer

And by the way, contra that idiot on the other thread, only a blind man couldn't see your beautiful, Bajan (did I just convert this into a flirting thread?)

RE: Somebody's me,is it a flirt or could it be real.

I think it's kind of disgusting and shallow myself, Imared. And by the way, you're looking especially entrancing tonight, not to mention alluring. You are one hot little lady, I have to say, and I certainly wouldn't mind...

But where was I. Right. Flirting. I can't stand doing it, and hate it when people do it to me.