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A Misunderstanding

A young couple went on a date to the county fair. They went on the ferris wheel, the merry-go-round and the tunnel of love where they made out hot & heavy.

They both thought they were going to get "lucky" later that night.

After the tunnel of love he says "What do you want to do now?" she says "I wanna get weighed". So they went to the guy who guessed people's weights & he guessed hers.

Well the guy thought this was turning out to be a boring date so he took her home.

As the girl walked into the house her mom asked "Did you have a good time?" and the girl said "No, I had a wousy time".

RE: What do I do?

STAY OUT!!!!!!!!! You will be the one to suffer and be hurt and will lose 2 friends in the bargain.

What to do with a wedding ring after divorce

What does one do with the wedding ring after a divorce?


Keep it for the memories, or sell it?


I sold mine & partied with the money.


What did you do with yours?

Men Do Remember

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night"

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.

She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.

Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'

'I remember that, too' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said 'I would have got out today.'

What's one thing you can't stand?

RE: I need help

so i guess that & "bamabomber" would be out???

RE: I need help

back in the day...when I used to tend bar there was a drink called the "Alabama Slammer"

RE: I need help

What's wrong with alabamabebe?

What's one thing you can't stand?

Mornin' Jackson Much as I hate wearin' them, I'm too self-consious & always wear one whenever I go out in public, but the minute I get home it's the first thing that comes off!!!

What's one thing you can't stand?

What's one thing that you hate on a daily basis?

For me it's bras!!! I have always hated wearing the damn things, but unless I want "the girls" kissing my belly button (gravity sucks) I need to wear one most of the time.

Anyone else?

RE: Cardiologist's Funeral

RE: Summer Get Together in the Knoxville Area.

Please be safe!!!!!!

RE: STABBING

Kitty, it sounds like from several of your postings that you live in a very dangerous neighborhood. Would it be possible for you to move to a better/safer area???

RE: ~*~ The GOODNIGHT Thread ~*~

Good morning all

RE: Summer Get Together in the Knoxville Area.

I am sooooooooooooooo looking forward to this hoe-down!!!!! Can't wait to meet all of you!!! I will finally be able to put a voice to some of the beautiful faces I see.

RE: Where are all the young?

Yeah, he is isn't he?? Too bad I'm old enough to be his granny!!!!

RE: Summer Get Together in the Knoxville Area.

sounds like a plan stan

RE: Where are all the young?

young

RE: Where are all the young?

Did you mean young in years or younf at heart???

RE: Summer Get Together in the Knoxville Area.

Anybody from the area who's going maybe we could share a ride & cost of fuel. I live about 3 miles south of downtown Knoxville, off Chapman Hwy. Email me & let me know.

BTW Is this gonna be a pot luck type of thing???? Who's gonna bring what??? Or do we bring our own??? Or maybe a little of both???

RE: Connecticut ???

Hi there! glad you could join the party!!!

RE: Its a name thang.

'Cause I'm 100 proof scotch......oops!! I mean 100% of Scottish ancestery and I'm a lass rather than a lad

RE: Dedicate a Quote to Somebody...

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. ~Marcel Proust

RE: Say Something... No need for name... Be nice if can -Part 2!

I pd

RE: i took some new pics today

You have beeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuttttttiiiiiiiful eyes!

RE: Summer Get Together in the Knoxville Area.

I would love to come!!! One question though, how far/long to the location from say the Wal-Mart on Chapman Hwy? I only live 5 min. from there.

RE: Guess I should do this...

RE: Church Notices

RE: First Sign Your Relationship is Toast

When he starts beating you for no reason, whereas before when he "loved" you he had a reason.

RE: what's ur CS password?

Me too! thanks to you Claire! I love that program!!!!!! never have to remember a password & it automatically signs me in to all the sites I visit!!!