A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
Ii'm getting tired of scrolling back to the top of the screen whenever I'm at the bottom & want to go back to the top, what we need is one of those do-hickeys at the bottom of the screen that says "Back to top" or whatever & you just click on it & viola there you are.
When getting ready for work, how long does it take you, from waking up to out the door???
When getting ready for a date or a night on the town, how long from shower to out the door??
I consider my self a low maintenance person, to get ready for work it only takes me about 20-30 minutes & that includes shower, makeup, blow dry hair, dressed & gone. A date or night out will take about 10-15 minutes longer.
RE: will you either HUG or just SHAKE HAND to person above you
lots o hugs