Chromedome56

Chromedome56

Nov 2015

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Too soon?

The 4 stages of life

You believe in santa
You don't believe in santa
You are santa
You look like santa

Okay yes too soon for santa jokes. We don't have thanksgiving here though and as the days get dark earlier and earlier the santa lights and decorations do cheer things up a bit.

Time may be a great healer but it's a lousy beautician

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Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Nov 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

At age 4 success is .. . ... Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is ... . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is ..... . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . ... . Having money.
At age 50 success is . .. .. Having money.
At age 70 success is . ... . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is ... ... Having friends.
At age 80 success is . .. .. Not piddling in your pants.

Dreamcatcher99●Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Nov 22, 2015●60 Blogs●2,344 Comments

You two..

Hello Chrome

Hello Biff

miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA

Nov 22, 2015●344 Blogs●10,589 Comments

@ Biff -
it's funny...because it's true.

Dreamcatcher99●Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Nov 22, 2015●60 Blogs●2,344 Comments

Hello to you too, Mick

Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain

Nov 22, 2015●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments

Hi DC!

Mick - I'm having a taster of old age today. It ain't pretty.

ekself●Onehorsetown, Eastern Cape South Africa

Nov 22, 2015●1 Blogs●1,711 Comments

So glad Santa is male so I can never look like him. My son said something about the old auntie sitting behind when he suddenly stopped and looked at me for a while. Then he finished with you are probably just as old as she. I turned around and really...but maybe he is right.

lshtar●Here, Andalusia Spain

Nov 22, 2015●42 Blogs●1,464 Comments

I love christmas, decorating the house, shopping for gifts, the christmas parties.
I've never heard a santa joke before.

Snookums3●Johannesburg, Gauteng South Africa

Nov 22, 2015●35 Blogs●1,520 Comments

R the 4 stages referring to just men, or women as well?

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Nov 22, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

Wolfie, too honest for your own good

unless you found someone who will be Santa in the f.j.b.'s place

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Nov 22, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

Snookums, you got me there. But women never look like Santa, they stay beautiful for ever.

C'mon, brownie points for effort? No?

Snookums3●Johannesburg, Gauteng South Africa

Nov 22, 2015●35 Blogs●1,520 Comments

C. U distinctly sound like a 1rst rate charmer. The poor girls!

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Nov 22, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

Snookums, I am

But it's all just in fun, I like women very much but I'm a one-woman man at heart. The blogs are about making people laugh and feel cheerful, I never got my face slapped yet or upset anybody by strutting around saying I'm wonderful. So far

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Nov 22, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

Cake, we'll only know what old age is like when we get there and we're a way off yet

why you haven't a line on your face yet. Don't look at my pic, I haven't aged as well.

But I won't deny that saying something outrageous and looking innocent wasn't as easy to get away with 10 years ago

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Nov 22, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

I'll be a grand old man, the picture of health and vigour, mind sound as a bell and the - what was I saying?

Oh yes. The stamina of a boy.

I'm quite looking forward to it, really.

Pieceacake●Cavan, Ireland

Nov 22, 2015●2 Blogs●543 Comments

What's that? Who are you? What am I doing here? - Oh yeah - emmmmm - where are me teeth?!! Ah, now, indeed, what you said!!

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Nov 22, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

I'm always at my best after my nap. I think, though, Miss Cake, you have taken my teeth by mistake?

they look very familiar ...

oh no wait I still have mine. Phew.

lshtar●Here, Andalusia Spain

Nov 22, 2015●42 Blogs●1,464 Comments

Chrome, I would love to read more Santa jokes.
One more month for christmas isnt that wonderful..

Ken_19●Winchester, Virginia USA

Nov 23, 2015●284 Blogs●3,903 Comments

Chromedome - Wow, what a Dr. Who! I didn't expect that ending. I was going to say I know some hidden streets in NYC where the 'mole' people live. I have found two entrances in my time there. Kind of like the ones in that episode. You don't see it, unless you see it. And usually only because while distracted you walk into an entrance that shouldn't be there, or descend a stair that had no bottom level. Places where the light of a good strong flashlight only goes a few feet and ceiling lights put out only one or two candlepower. 'Nuff said about that. No, I didn't expect that ending. I wonder if he will try to undo it. Of course it didn't work for 'the girl who waited' or her Centurion, so it may not work now either.

lshtar●Here, Andalusia Spain

Nov 23, 2015●42 Blogs●1,464 Comments

Do what you want, life is too short to do what others want. Stay in Scotland, you must have a good reason to want to stay.

Chromedome56OP●London and Edinburgh., Lothian, Scotland UK

Nov 23, 2015●17 Blogs●328 Comments

Another whovian! Excellent. We knew Clara had to go but like you I'm waiting to see what if anything the good Dr who was a nicely menacing Dr can pull out the box...

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