RE: R u scared of computers - I suggest u do/don't ?

Not scared of them, frustrated at times sure... I hate getting a new phone and having to work out how to use it, and I've always got the same awesome Korean brand.

RE: Forumers Rampage Against Banning

Maybe they should can aries... can aries... canaries!

RE: Banned from ...

Well... If you dont laugh, it wont bite...

RE: Forumers Rampage Against Banning

They know this already, so instead they watch you in the small room, so to speak.

RE: Forumers Rampage Against Banning

Yeah, the light bulb in my toilet blew today as well. This simply cannot be a coincidence. As soon as the shops open tomorrow I'm spending all my money on lentils and 2 minute noodles, in case the world ends again.

RE: how come every woman i have chat to has 2 to 15 kids

Well realistically, its only a question of time... then of course, who the daddy is.

RE: Forumers Rampage Against Banning

If you go through the entire bible, and get all those numbers like Luke 12;9 or John 12;6, so if you get all of the numbers, do some adding and subtracting, as well as combining it with the diurnal tide phases which are linked to the phases of the moon, then do some dividing and multiplying, then get a room full of crab-eating macaque monkeys on acid to do the data entry... You'll end up with todays date and time, probably.

RE: Forumers Rampage Against Banning

Its him alright, I'm wondering who took the picture.

But when you think about it, they put the ban feature there for a reason. Thats because they wanted people to ban each other. They knew all along this was going to happen, the algorithm predicted it right down to the minute, and they're probably watching you when you take a shower.

RE: I Got Banned from the UBT

You ought to be banned for contradiction...

The UBT (Ultimate Banning Thread)

Anyone else wants to try their luck?

RE: I Got Banned from the UBT

Yeah Serene, go on and ban him. I never liked him anyway.

RE: Banned from ...

How about a 68? (I'll owe you one)

RE: I Got Banned from the UBT

Too bad so sad, take a spoonful of concrete and harden the fark up snowflake.

RE: Ban the Poster Above You

Oh look, somebody I recently was forced to ban. Come to think of it, I had to ban the OP as well.

RE: Ban the Poster Above You

Banned for not letting me ban you.

RE: What Are You Wearing?

I'm wearing my blue shorty shorts and rescue dogs t shirt. Shame there's no hotties to see it, they love puppy pictures. And my ankles.

The UBT (Ultimate Banning Thread)

Post here if you dare, I'll ban you and hide your comments.

RE: Ban the Poster Above You

I'm channelling the Wiener stein.

RE: Ban the Poster Above You

Banned for dancing bottomless on the table...

RE: The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum

She sounds like a keeper.

RE: Ban the Poster Above You

Banned for using the Dewey decimal system in skimpies.

RE: Back on CS after a 9 yr Absence

If each of these Mollys has 5 or 6 female offspring, all called Molly, and they then all have 5 or 6 Mollys themselves and so on, it wont take very long and the world will be overrun by Mollys.

RE: Funny Limericks

15k is a lot of money, I'm sure we could work something out. Just dont expect miracles.

RE: Back on CS after a 9 yr Absence

it was much better in 1974 right?

RE: Funny Limericks

I have high standards, thats all.

RE: Funny Limericks

You just caused several thousand woodies across the ditch.

RE: how come every woman i have chat to has 2 to 15 kids

Thing is, 3 or 4 well behaved and nicely brought up kids would be much easier to deal with than 1 or 2 ADHD spoilt brats. Rare to find a woman on a dating site without kids, the childless ones seem even loopier.

RE: "You Make Me Want To Be a Better Man"

As in, snorting coke?

RE: "You Make Me Want To Be a Better Man"

No eye gouging, its a weird comedy. Gets pretty profound right at the end. First half an hour or so is pretty grim but.

RE: Texas shooting

Yeah sure, is there a problem with that?

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