RE: Why am I so popular on the forums ?

Him be Pop...

RE: Why am I so popular on the forums ?

I think Pop's about the only Pomgolian that seems to add nothing of any value to the place, but I'm sure he'd give a similar character reference, quite likely overcooked and racially based etc., then go back to being a goose and hassling the women.

RE: We all have different sayings in our cultures --> What's urs ?

We have a saying- Bob's your uncle- it means that things are fine... However, more and more people are now saying -Robert's your mothers brother... which means the exact same thing, its just more discreet.

RE: Ladies and gentleman

Good. Then I arrange for you to marry Pete.

RE: Ladies and gentleman

Well, I dont make the rules, I just enforce them.teddybear

RE: Why am I so popular on the forums ?

Laser is much nicer, you dont get that stubble like Charlton Heston's chin.

RE: Why am I so popular on the forums ?

Hairy beaver? geez you'd have to go to Russia or Mongolia to see that these days.

RE: Bird Baths

I saw on telly, they're winding up the program, releasing mozzies with walbachia to prevent denguie fever. It seems to be working, apparently the same mozzies can carry zika.

But yeah, one of lifes simple pleasures, watching a sunbird frollicking in a birdbath.

RE: BEWARE THE KNIVES.

I thought about it recently, I think I'd fly off the handle and do the guy some harm. It's only happened a few times, somebody hits me and I lose it and they end up much worse off for it, and I really dont remember it much. So bring it on.

RE: Good Acting or Simply Good Politics ?

Who gives a flying fark, let the Americans worry about America. And hopefully they keep it to themselves, because its really boring.

RE: Why am I so popular on the forums ?

It was a compliment, arsewad.

RE: Why am I so popular on the forums ?

Well, being hung like a donkey and dumb as a box of hammers, no wonder the hotties come scrambling every time you post some vapid nonsense.

RE: New women welcome to the forums!

Bring on the new women! wooohoooo!!!!!!!

RE: The War Has To stop!!

Keep the war going, until it becomes a revolution.teddybear

RE: n ice looking woman on,C/S....(message)........

This place is teeming with totty.

RE: Back to basics !

Its much nicer to come home from work to a lovely hot meal and pleasant conversation in a clean house, rather than some big fat thing hunched over the bong watching telly whilst eating KFC.

RE: Luxury

A dagwood dog at the show, then having a go on the dodgem cars.

RE: Why do women make such depressing blogs?

They cant work the TV remote properly either. How many times have they had some complete rubbish on telly, like mrs Browns boys, and you have to grab the remote and say- Lets see if there's anything on telly hey, then go through all the channels properly.

RE: Does size really matter?

Sometimes I feel like a big mac.

RE: is your aim to make me feel good ?

Sorry Pedro, I dont swing that way.

8888teddybear

RE: Do you like Rachmaninoff

Nah he's rubbish. I prefer Stradivarius.teddybear

RE: Men, we don't want your money!

Beat me to it!...


I decided to put this theory to the test. I saw a woman standing on a street corner smoking a cigarette. She was wearing fishnet stockings, a miniskirt, and had bright red lipstick on... "You lookin' for business guv'nor?" she asked in a screetchy Eastenders accent. Then she listed all these acts of intimacy and how much they cost.

RE: What's the most off-putting thing about a potential partner.

Just being realistic, not grumpy...

RE: Some people are meant to be alone.

RE: What's the most off-putting thing about a potential partner.

One way of testing things, simply drop the salt shaker on the ground, then ask her to pick it up for you. If she uses her foot, start talking about evolution and missing busses. She'll work it out from there.

RE: What's the most off-putting thing about a potential partner.

RE: What's the most off-putting thing about a potential partner.

Another things that's quite off-putting, is when she turns up half cooked with spray paint all round her face and nose. Cant she wait till thee date is over before she starts huffing?

RE: What's the most off-putting thing about a potential partner.

RE: What's the most off-putting thing about a potential partner.

Ex issues... zealotry... There's a big list, hence I'm still here.

RE: What kind of Wedding would you like?

They already can, with all the exact same legal protections like superannuation and assets, life insurance, whatever... They just want to rub it in the face of the more conservative perception of marriage.

It will be exactly the same as John Howard refusing to say sorry to the Aborigines, and they became convinced that sorry would change everything if only... then Kevin Rudd said sorry half a dozen times, and absolutely nothing changed in the slightest.

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