RE: Average

According to my BMI I'm overweight (185cm 85kg). But you wouldnt probably think that by appearances. Probably half people are fatter and half skinnier. Hence, I feel my measurements are representative of "average".

RE: New Girl

I'd like to meet a nice girl from Yorkshire, then take her out for a picnic in Slough.

RE: kaybee,suggested we should given red indian names....

They could have called me any number of names, but they've chosen to focus on the one incident involving a goat.

RE: Average

Maybe unremarkable then? inoffensive perhaps? I always struggle between thin and athletic, I'm kind of both but neither.

RE: Smokers of Australia Rise Up

Last I heard about JohnnySIA, he was about to take on the chicas. They must have won.

RE: Average

There are many types of average- median, mode, mean, etc etc. Microsoft excel has a dozen or so different kinds of average, a dedicated statistics software package a lot more.

I think most folks say average, when they really mean ordinary.

RE: im going to put it out there as scientifcally its not been answerd. is a black male more likely to h

You watch the Olympics, and you'll see that white men usually win the shooting events and black men usually win the running events.

RE: I want a single mom

It would be nice to nail a single Mom in the laundry, up against the washing machine when its on the spin cycle with a load of towels.

RE: Happy Birthday Serene!

YAY! Happy Birthday! cheering

RE: any-What USstate would You rather Live/work in?

Phoenix, Arizona. Worth the big points in Scrabble.

RE: i hope poland beat northen ireland now

I hope both sides and their supporters get to let off a sufficient amount of boat flares and sing an adequate number of songs and chants, so everybody has a great time and nobody gets hurt. If there's a game of soccer as well then thats good, but it will probably be one-nil or a draw as usual.

RE: Smokers of Australia Rise Up

About 20% of people here smoke, so thats about 5 million. At 10 cigarettes per day, thats 50 million at a dollar each. Of that 50 million, about 70% of it is tax. About 35 million bucks a day.

RE: are there any decent females out there

There was a decent female, drove past this way last Wednesday. I think it was a red car, but maybe it was a white one. I didnt get the number plate, she was driving way too fast for that.

RE: How can I find a real foreign girlfriend?

There's a bit more too it than that... The father and all the cousins and brothers have to like you or everybody is in serious danger... Then its time to think about buying several pairs of shoes and heaps of furniture in case its needed.

RE: How can I find a real foreign girlfriend?

You gotta get the money, then you get the power. When you get the power, then you get the women... According to Scarface.


Dont get high on your own supply, he said that too.

RE: Pedro The Great

Yeah change it officially, then you'll have the same middle name as Jack the Ripper, Bob the Builder, and Winnie the pooh.

RE: How would you react if

Well if I'd been dedicated for 3 years to a man, and he broke my heart, I'd do something appropriate for the situation like crinkling up the curtains/hiding the salad dressing/stealing all his Gloria Gaynor albums/and machine washing his gold sparkley hot pants with coloured fabrics. That should teach him a lesson.

RE: are there any decent females out there

Decent females? Have you gone completely insane?

RE: PROOF, BOTTLED WATER IS MAKING YOU SICK!

I had a bottle before, now I have stomach cramps. I knew I shouldnt have eaten the bottle.

RE: What language would you like to learn?

I'd like to learn Swahili, and the language with the clicking sound. And probably Lebanese.

RE: What is Germany known for?

Salami and pumpernickel.

RE: What is one thing you improve yourself?

I need to get a more powerful motorcycle.

RE: What kind of people make you so mad online?

You lot were already mad before you got here, the internet has nothing to do with it.

RE: What kinds of things you like to do in the summer?

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RE: What kind of people make you so mad online?

RE: Which country is the most famous in Europe?

Other famous European countries include- Wales, Austria, France, and Peru.

RE: Which country is the most famous in Europe?

Hertzegovena is pretty famous these days.

RE: What kind of people make you so mad online?

From what I can gather, Molly, your politics are too far to the left to aspire to be an arsehole. Alpha arsehole, well for a start its gotta be an alpha male, so there's another issue. I'm sure you can handle the gig if you're up for it, but thats a lot of pretending...

RE: What kind of people make you so mad online?

It just wouldnt be right, if you felt left out. So be strong, join that pack, and be the biggest arsehole possible. Well, after the alpha arsehole of course.

RE: Who is going to be the next King ?

DNA testing has established a ridiculous number (something like 1 in 8) children are not actually related to their "father". So why is it so shocking when a famous person jumps the fence? Any fool can see it for what it really is, and its none of our business.

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