8 reasons why I don’t drive like a real man.
1. If I’m asked how long it took me to drive from A to B, I don’t deduct 20% off the journey time before I give my answer.2. If another driver makes a mistake, causing me to brake in order to avoid colliding with them, I don’t tend to press my horn for ten seconds, start waving my arms about, or yell out every obscenity I know.
3. I don’t make excuses for the fact that I didn’t pass my driving test on the first attempt.
4. If I am late in identifying my exit from a roundabout, or find that I am in the wrong lane, I usually just go round it again, rather than veer across the path of those who are not in the wrong lane.
5. Despite driving for a living for most of my working life, I make no claim to be particularly good at it.
6. I don’t know what a Lamborghini looks like, and although I can tell a BMW by its grill, I wouldn’t have a clue what model it was.
7. I would never ever consider having a personalised number plate. I can live with not being a real man if it comes at the price of being a proper wanker.
8. On the three occasions I have been fined for speeding, I didn’t complain about it with pride.
Comments (19)
The effect is immediate and they back away.
Interestingly, they're usually people in BMW's.
I never ask for directions.
Too much thought yet
Not enough thought!
I don’t know what a Lamborghini looks like