LOOKING FOR....
I'm looking to be smacked or for someone to scratch my itch...but not to tickle my fancy. I'm not into s & m. You see there is a mosquito prfoblem here & I'm being eaten alive. Any suggestions?Looking for.....
1. Smacking cabana boy
1. Scratching cabana boy
One to smack those mosquitoes & another to scratch where bitten. I hate mosquitoes! I'm holding auditions....why I'm asking well too many mosquitoes & I can't keep up lol.
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Thought I was the one with the mosquito problem here....
I sincerely hope you find your smacking & scratching cabana boy...
Oh - almost forgot...make sure your scratching cabana boy doesn't have long finger nails...will hurt when he scratches...
Have a great weekend...
Thanks for the offer but those mosquitoes can get anywhere.... but hey send it over I'll try anything. Any other suggestions? I seek your asvice...
So maybe try a bitter shnaps?
What do you mean by I miss you? Are you going somewhere?
Hehe....maybe I'll kiss a couple frogs to see if my prince charming is in disguise lol.
Thanks
So I have to wait until 2016 that's too long they might have eaten me alive by then lol.
That's some frog....I wonder if it was a frog that escaped from parti. He told them where to go but didn't listen lol
They say a dryer sheet helps a lot, good luck
Well zweets, you don't need to worry about the mosquitoes cuz according to our city government, this is completely normal. We have had it good for the last 12 years or so. So sit back and let them bite cuz it's all the way it should be! LOL!
We have a ton of festivals here in the summertime and our summers a very short so I really can't see why they won't fog, at least the festival areas.
Ah well, what would we do if we didn't have our elected officials to steer the way for us!
This reminds me of the ridiculous snow clearing fiasco last winter! LOL!
Cheers to being completely normal!