I did a bad, bad thing!
Well I did something very wrong today and think that I have done irreparable damage my psyche.As with many bad decisions it started on a whim and a lark, I hope you can believe me when I say I just wanted to see what all the brew ha ha was about.
I know the good lord in his wisdom and mercy has redeemed me before when I went astray, he even once forgave me for watching an episode of Jerry Springer. But as with many things I had to do the work to achieve this mercy. However after several showers I was washed clean of the Springerism, but I dont know if even God almighty can bring me back from this horrible experience.
I have the urge to consume several thousand calories per day and now and eat things like collard greens and lard sandwiches with sugar and butter on them, oh God what have I done?
Is there hope for me after watching an episode of "Here comes HoneyBooBoo"
Please forgive me lord and I promise I will never do it again!!!!
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