Can someone get the phone .

I have to go out for a while and wont be here,
could You just take a message let me know what they Said.
Thanks a million handshake

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hehe, he said , your rent is latelaugh
Im off to pay that now uh oh
She told me to tell you to go buy some marmalade...rolling on the floor laughing
That one said " Sorry he couldn't phone while you were having dinner but he's busy later" uh oh " Your double glazing needs updating" doh frustrated laugh
Non, handshake
you have an important message: "what time does CS close."

cheers
It was the chemists, just to let you know they have a special offer running at the moment, free pair of marigolds with every tube of hemorrhoid cream super hmmm
Your missus phoned to say don't bother to pay the rent, she already has
scold NONSMOKIE:. . . While you out, pick up An cheese burger, frenchies. Any type of drink. Thanks hun. . . .beer
Non, A girl just called, she said " she is moving...TO A BIGGER HOUSE"...doh
"Waka Waka Waka"
Too late now for anyone answering my phone. My lovely Dutch colleague rang me at 8.15 this morning. sigh

It's a bank holiday here. doh
Hey Non ... Your gynecologist called and said you missed your monthly cervical smear appointment grin
I can't get your phone right now, but i give you this for replacement:
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laugh laugh
also a guy just called and said "did you buy cheese cake?"..dunno
you are the looser of last week draws
The caller was: Some guy called Metroman.

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He says he is going to fry you like an egg because he just learned you are who got his girl, Roxanne Ritchi, pregnant last month.

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Hi, it's me. I've been calling for an hour and a lot of strange people have been answering your phone.

Just wanted to let you know my dad and I have accepted your offer, but no camers or video and we want the money up front.
METROMAN
Yeeeees... he is...
Well I told him that my name is Roxanne Ritchie...

Non baby...doh but everything else is true...blushing

and he knows how to keep his word... comfort Oh... Non...

I do not know what to do and whom to save...

yay
Hi all thanks for taking my calls. It sure was a busy day.

Welela,
Was it lady Marmalade wink you saucy girl. laugh
Bogart CS is like time,
Its the illusion of relevance dunno and seems to close with your eyes.
Hans laugh
He says hes lining something up for me as we speak.
But I reminded him of the triangular formation, he said it was odd but he could do it dunno
Chocheta,
Yeah I wish. cheers
Dedovix,
I should have known he would say that laugh
KN,
"My lovely Dutch colleague rang me at 8.15"
Do all your colleagues have your Private Number wink
Nessa,
I heard of smear Campaigns but a cervical one is below the belt laugh
Christin,
laugh I like that I think Ill use it for real laugh
Happygolucky,
Im glad yo got that one so. My ears are sensitive. laugh
nozeal,
I may be a looser, but at least I'm a consistent one laugh wave
mumbling I never wait for my turn... grrr.
NonSmokie: beer uh! Milke Shake?
Angel,
cheers
NonSmokie: . .Awww! youre so handsome, upon that picture. . . rolling on the floor laughing
Angel,
Thats a very wise observation laugh
You're in my good books now. angel
No Non, he didn't have my private phone number wink

I had the German service phone for the last 2 weeks and have customers or dealers ringing with technical problems and spare parts orders - they're ringing the right person I can tell you. uh oh
scold NonSmokie: You in my book too! yep lips
Was it a tad too much this morning? wink grin wave
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