Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Mar 2014
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Prayer

In church I heard a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just have to share it with you:
"Dear Lord, This has been a tough four to five years. You have taken my favorite actor Patrick Swayze. My favorite musician Michael Jackson. My favorite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse. My favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor. My favorite singer Whitney Houston. And now my favorite author Tom Clancy! I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid. Amen"

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BaldAndBeautiful
BaldAndBeautiful●Algona, Iowa USA
Mar 16, 2014●27 Blogs●262 Comments
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I have a few more favorites that I would like her to pray for too!
banana banana
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Angelpepperonline today!
Angelpepper●Glen Ellyn, Illinois USA
Mar 16, 2014●9 Blogs●10,202 Comments
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wave um! ! ! !
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loulou77
loulou77●Vancouver, British Columbia Canada
Mar 16, 2014●71 Blogs●5,968 Comments
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gentle
That`s a good one!!wine
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itchywitch
itchywitch●galway, Galway Ireland
Mar 16, 2014●1 Blogs●3,435 Comments
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Ah now jim,surely thats alittle white lieroll eyes

But no matter, cos i like itgrin
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leahkathrine
leahkathrine●st.paul, Minnesota USA
Mar 16, 2014●141 Blogs●1,318 Comments
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Ed1941
Ed1941●Bullhead City,, Arizona USA
Mar 16, 2014●151 Blogs●4,758 Comments
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The little old lady sounds like a Tea Party member or closely related to the Koch Brothers!! HEE HEE
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Sharnah
Sharnah●cape town, Western Cape South Africa
Mar 17, 2014●39 Blogs●238 Comments
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Lol that's soooo funny..thank you for adding the humour brotherbanana
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Sharnah
Sharnah●cape town, Western Cape South Africa
Mar 17, 2014●39 Blogs●238 Comments
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And might I add your new pic looks good cheering
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Mar 17, 2014●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Thank you Sharnah.handshake
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reb56
reb56●carthage, Missouri USA
Mar 18, 2014●230 Comments
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Rs n DEMS are in the same bed,dont fool yourself,lots of blame to go around!
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