Say What Mis-Take Be Careful
Say What?Three gentlemen were sitting on the front porch of a Nursing Home.
One said, "It sure is windy!"
The second said, "No, it's Thursday."
The third said, "Me, too. Let's go get a drink."
Mis-Take
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.
However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'
Be Careful!
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,"Then....why do you buy them?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them !"
It pays to be careful around little old ladies !
Comments (8)
Thanks Jim
P.S But the last one......
loves you
Love the lets go for a drink joke, Grampa Simpson , from the Simpsons wasn't one of those 3 gentleman at the nursing home.
You have a good day, Thanks