Green Card

Seems like everybody is going for the much coveted green card! wow

Much sought after by many, especially those from Asia.

Hmmm.......hmmm hmmm hmmm Maybe I should jump on the bandwagon and get myself a green card too, no?!?

So.......is there any good-hearted American out there who's willing to take in this terrible + miserable cook with greasy hair? I'd love very much to be able to get into America so that I could shop at Wal-Mart and eat at Taco Bell....and that...would be a dream come true....daydream daydream daydream
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Mimi
You are really mimi...thumbs up thumbs up
What about that your....bolvenic or what?
laugh Mimi
Is that's it? If so.
You can order online at Walmart. And I will send you a taco.....rolling on the floor laughing
Hello Mimi,hug I m not sure about a greencard, but you d be welcome up here in Saskatchwan with open arms. It is cold here, but we ll worry about that when you get here,yay
Iotaoo

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

It's Bolsheviks!!

Nayyyy....it's Bobikins smitten smitten smitten

Unfortunately he ain't gonna give me no green card moping blues
Angel

There's more to my list!!

Michael's
Home Depot
Target's
JC Penny
Debenham...ooppsss that's in UK, got all mixed up doh
Neiman Marcus
Marks & Spencer....sorry, that's in UK too blushing
Hardee's
Ruby Tuesday

That is.....just to name a few. wink drinking
3 1s

Would you be serving me those exotic meats you always mentioned about?? uh oh uh oh uh oh
with those "assets" you'll get in most places...
BUT mimi, what Bobikins can give you is BETTER than any green card love smitten love smitten

I could have had a green card... But chose to come back to cold and wet YET wonderful beloved Yorkshire yay

Maybe I have gone mad!!!! uh oh I mean I love the USA BUT my heart lies in the land of Wuthering Heights! heart wings
laugh Mimi
Then you need a green card, for the UK. And not the US!...rolling on the floor laughing
oops! You just got the counties letters mixed up!

uh oh Hope you don't get those color cards mixed up!...blushing
MiMi wave , hunting season is still on. And we have lots of good restaurants, and they have cupcakes, no shortage of food
Ian

I'm also known as the 'Hostess with the Mostest' wink
mimi
So sure you will get that green card if you want it that much. And it appears you are lost after...then what will become of the bolsheviks and the poor bobikins...I sympathize this bobikins.laugh
Wallops

Bobikins can only give me apple and cherry trees..... sigh

Nothing can take you away from your yummy Yorkshire pudding! smitten smitten smitten
laugh Walliop
Anybody can get a green card, online.
Just print it out! As many as you want.......rolling on the floor laughing
Angel

Being a Malaysian passport holder, I can enter UK, visa free snooty snooty snooty
3 1s

Cupcakes?!? shock shock shock Did you just mention cupcakes?!?

Be still, my beating heart.....heart beating heart beating heart beating
Mimi
Go head on girl!
With yo bad self!....moping
Iataoo

The Bolsheviks would join the dancing troupe and Bobikins.....and Bobikins...will stay in my heart forever...heart1 heart1 heart1
Well go back to College, get perfect grades, then apply to a US school, get accepted, then have them give you a student Green Card. Of course you will have to pay for it but it will allow you to stay for as long as you pass every course and keep on going to school. You can make and consume as many cupcakes as desired while doing homework. Your dormitory classmates will help you eat them. :)
Angel

Can I do the same with the greenbacks online? Print them out as many as my heart desires??


I do not have a bad self liar
I believe 1 to 1 is inviting and enticing you with cup cakes to stay in beautiful Canada applause
Of course you are always welcome here Mimi ALWAYS!!!! hug hug

Hi 1 to 1 wave hug

Angel my brother wanted to sponsor me about 38 years ago ... Temped but the pull of home won! Guess my parents played a part in it heart wings

teddybear teddybear
laugh Mimi
Sure! Most everything is printable on the net. Get as many as you want too!

scold Just don't let the IRS, FBI. CSP. And CSI. know it!......rolling on the floor laughing
Ken

Hmmm......hmmm hmmm hmmm

Nayyyyyyyyy..... I think I'd go through the much easier process. Moreover, I haven't got the brains for all the things that you mentioned except for the cupcakes! giggle giggle giggle

Oh! In case you do not already know Ken, I do not share my cupcakes, ever! drinking
id say...bird with the bangers more like.
But Wallops, Canada is Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............cold cold cold
Angel

I'm not greedy....I'd just print out the kinda amount I need to survive.....USD8.88 million

Why all 8s? Chinese just love the number 8! It means prosperity! professor
Walliop
applause I will sponsor you!...hug
If your money right!....moping
Ian

Would the approval from the US Fish & Wildlife Service required for that?uh oh
bangers..meat section, or animal health.
Oh dear, almost 1.30am here. I need my beauty sleep. Bye for now! hug teddybear bouquet
Hi Mimi wave
Green card.. ?? Whhaaaat is thaaaaaat.???!!
I know yellow and red Card. Some famous soccer players got one of those during the games. But green card?? Nope I never heard any players have ever gotten such card. hmmm

Anyway, I am Asian too. I can definitely say that I am NOT after a green card. That doesn't interest me at all. I love living in Indonesia, no matter what other citizens said about my country. When I was in Oz, a family whom I homestay with, offered to arrange a PR for me. I said "NO, THANK YOU!"

Why would I need that when I have a good and comfy life in my country?
Why would I need it when my country is not less beautiful than any others?
Why would I need it when I have wonderfully great families here?
Why would I need it when there is so much I can do and want to do here in my country?

Besides, having a trip to Canada, Brazil. Mexico, Chile, and Columbia interests me more than to usa.

Green card?! Nope!
I JUST WANT A WILD CARD..!. laugh
Anybody who would want to come to the US must be out of their friggin' mind, but I think you already know that wink.
Do not count me as the one who is eager to get green cardscold
I Love Indonesia a lot and I am be grateful of it!
By the way wish your dream comes true!cheers
Change of mind, not going to America anymore!! giggle giggle giggle

Thanks ken, for the sound piece of advice. Would really love to be able to have a cuppa with one day and then you can show off your tomatoes to me! wink

Kal and Dewi, I feel the same too about my country. I love my country even though I can't say the same for my current govt very mad very mad very mad

Kal, you can show off your tomatoes too when I come and visit you grin

Have a great day everyone! hug teddybear bouquet

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