DIY queen
Fixed the loo-seat today. *quiet pride*Well, sort of fixed it.
Female guests will no longer toboggan sideways when pointing Alice at the chalice, but male guests could get a nasty surprise when pointing Percy at the porcelain. Not quite sure how I have done this, but to put it plainly, any male guest wanting to take a leak is likely to get the full weight of the seat crashing down, and a sharp tap on the tonker.
Is that Freudian or what?
Not to mention a nice variety of euphemisms. Take it away.
Comments (22)
Disenchanted women queuing at my mailbox asking for instructions
but I'm here now....and this is for all your hard work
When I go visit them, I don't like to use their toilets...I'll hang on till I'm back home if I can
I always tell my kid to go to the toilet before we leave the house as I don't want him to use toilet anywhere else...and it start to annoy him every time he goes out the door he hears " did you go to the toilet?"
One time, we were at my friend's house, we left and went back home in a hurry because my kid needed to use the toilet and didn't feel comfortable sitting on my friend's toilet
In emergency cases, I have to wipe the toilet set with some disinfectant first then put thick tissues on the toilet seat before I or my kid will use it
I can't remember ever sitting on a public toilet...but whenever I need to use public toilet to pee, I don't put any tissue on the toilet seat, I simply squat and make square none of my skin touches the toilet seat at all...I'm pretty good at it
4-5 ft away...you sure about that?
Especially the female friendly part of not having to put the toilet seat up.