It's been a long day

I need one of those hugs that turn into sex.

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Biff, I dont mind at all, being a broken exhausted Man will just show commitment to the cause.
Ish, Fair enough crying

CH, Deep heat will sting, perhaps coconut oil, gently warmed in your hands and applied to the afflicted areas would be better.hug
Molly,


Just be ready to relieve Map...I don't think he'll come out of this in good shape...laugh
I'm quite partial to a happy ending myself smitten
Map, what were you saying about Molly being real competition, even she has given up.. and I was giving more merit to the Irish, thought she would put up a fight
Map,

with me around, you would need something stronger...coconut oil won't do you any goodprofessor Trust me on this one...I've seen it

But of course I will give give some back rub to start with...no retreat...you've got to keep up with the pace I will setlaugh be sure you have the knees for that...if not , we can have do some kind of 'tag team" if you can't keep up and in need of a break, just tag Molly and she will take over...will allow you some breathing spacelaugh
Ish, Being the Alpha Male, I have to give to you all, but It seems you should have a go at hugging the living daylights out of Biff to show your superior skills off.
CH, Im scared now!, could I have a few more people on my tag team just incase?
Don't cry Map, maybe an Alpha male can't do things better than a woman.. Remember you were the first to give up not me.
Map,

OK, choose who you want in your team...I'll take the restwink
Ish, I didn't give up, I can still give, I know you and your energy can power a small city so letting you have your way is the manly thing to do and a lot safer.hug
I can't keep up with this blog. Apologies if I'm missing any comments but I think there's mainly talk at others going on rolling on the floor laughing


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Ish, floor washed, I'm back in the running flex



I'm telling you now, I'm doing Biff, and it'll be no kitten curling on the lap...just toe curling and blood curdling screama of ecstasy flirty
And I got the eleventy-leventh comment, yay me. Anyone have any idea who got 69?

Or 100?

I've been reading my mail in-between banana
Shriek of laughter rolling on the floor laughing

Yikes!
Hi Biff, welcome back to your blog, we were just determining the correct order and agenda, Naturally you needs should be taken care of before anything happens, by all accounts Ish is on her way to the airport heading your way, CH is getting ready to try a Spanish man hug, Molly is cleaning her floors waiting for whomever is still standing at the end of this..
OH Well, Seems I took too long typing my last comment...Ok Molly you and Ish can fight it out, Im off to CH
I would leave Biff lying in a messy puddle of bliss, and then take a short flight to Spain to take on the might of the Map and the Titch.
Map,

Right here waiting...I'll prepare curry with lots of turmeric for you...and can you please wear something like this?

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I'd offer Z a birthday hug, but if he's not reading the blog he won't see it and if he is reading the blog he'll be over the horizon and raising a cloud of dust in minutes. I may never be able to offer a friendly hug again without terrifying the recipient.

But I did just notice his milometer tripped over laugh

handshake jolly good show, chum, what?
CH, Certainly, yellow is not my colour but a neon orange or lime green will be OK, Curry and coffee please (with cream).super
Molly, you never had anything to do with a redhead before, I take it? devil
Molly , I knew who i wanted as main course, but now knowing you are flying over to Spain I now know who is for dessert.
Happy birthday Zhappy birthday party party hat balloons danceline happy birthday
Why don't you two just fly over and we can go hug him in person and give him his birthday kisses.
Z,

Happy 50th Birthday!happy birthday party
Biff, not a redheaded man...that's a step too far help

But I have redheaded friends, and know you are well able, but I could still bliss-puddle you grin
Map,

curry and coffee are waiting for you...anything else Mi Lord?bowing
Happy Birthday Zcheers

Molly, this phrase of yours "bliss puddle" must surely be the most descriptive Ive ever heard.
Ish, if he is reading this, he just put the car into overdrive. Heaven knows where he will end up to avoid that feared trio again - Titch, Stetch and Ginger rolling on the floor laughing
Molly ... you know what, you and Titch are absolute masters at this stuff.

I need to take notes rolling on the floor laughing writing
Biff, I very much doubt that, I cannot think of a nicer birthday present than 3 stunners arriving at my door!
Map, I have a very active imagination daydream


However, I shall allow Biff to use it in a future novel, if the context is in keeping with what is currently in my head grin
Molly, I think what's currently in your head will make the "story of O" seem like a Ladybird kiddies book in comparison.
Map,

no need for paramedic...I can take good care of you...will feed you good, make you a cup of coffee, some featherlight backrubs to motivate you to give me the best hug ever and do whatever I want....then I will let you relax and feel good about it...then the process will start all over again...it will be a give and take so don't sweat it for now...we'll be fine, I'll send you to them in one piece...hug
If I could tap into what's inside Molly's head - and write it down, without the computer bursting into flames - I could probably afford to take us all to Spain.

head banger
Biff, get me drunk and it'll all come out laugh
Biff. Go down to your local shops and stand in the street and say you need a hug. See what happens lol. Stranger hugging is trendy nowdays. An ya never know if you like one of them you can whisper in his ear I need servicing whilst hugging him. Ya just never know and you might get some loving.
Enough shilly-shallying, who do I get to have for breakfast in bed tomorrow?
Molly..
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