S0 she said she is looking for a man
for licks.Well of course our ears perked up at that. Then I heard her say she was desperate too. Well she isn't too bad looking so I wandered over to where she was and asked if I could help as I licked my eyebrows.
Sigh. Turns out there was a language barrier. I had been thinking in terms of mutual head to toe licking.
What she meant was leaks not licks. She wanted a man to fix her roof.
That's not nearly as much fun.
still, Perhaps she will reward me with a good meal after I fix the leaks?
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This is just awesome
WoW!!!
Wheeping? Wheep? Wheeped?
You got that right..we sure do know our way in and around the kitchen..
whip (transitive verb)
- to strike with a slender lithe implement (as a lash or rod) especially as a punishment
(Merriam Webster Dictionary)
You should ask to check out her pipes while you have your tool in hand