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A Few Tips For A Better Day

Don't keep the sugar and salt in similar containers beside each other. If you need to use the bathroom but someone is in there, just use the garbag...

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Its Not Fair

Its just not fair. All of the women are looking for decent normal guys, no one looking for a rude crude dude anymore....

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The Right Question

The Right Question

A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach in a predominantly Jewish community near Ft. Myers, Florida. She...

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To The Admin's

CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. S...

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Illogical

Illogical

Why do people go to the trouble of creating a profile waiting the 7 days to be allowed to post on the blogs .then set themselves on a course of self d...

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Something To Make You Smile

Something To Make You Smile

My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sex life; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and highlig...

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A few jokes to make you smile

A few jokes to make you smile

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoyin...

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Todays Housekeeping Tips

Today's Housekeeping Tips

"Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've have been sick and unable to clean"....

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Talking Dog

Talking Dog

While walking along the street, a man saw a sign that said: TALKING DOG FOR SALE, $10. The man couldn’t believe his ears when the dog said, “Please bu...

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lol

If you don't like suggestive adult stuff, don't look at this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-y3hRIMXcw...

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Not to offer friendship

Not to offer friendship

Not to offer friendship! Only in marriage! Shortly about: magic on all head...)...

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Okay Everyone Remember The Buddy System

Okay! Everyone Remember The Buddy System

Okay! Everyone Remember The Buddy System...

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Canadian Humour

Canadian Humour

This comedy group has been been around for a long time...poking fun at Prime Ministers and other politicians including our friends south of the border...

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Adams Rib

Adams Rib

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone...

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Two Ants

Two Ants

Two ants wandered into a large-screen TV. After crawling around for hours and hours the first ant started to cry. “I think we’re lost! We’ll never...

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A Drunk Woman Is Watching TV And Yells

"Don't go there, don't go into that church you dumb b*tch." Her husbands asks "what are you watching?" She replies "our wedding video."...

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Did You Know?

You can sky dive without a parachute . . . . But only once....

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Healthy Diets Is Too Dangerous

I just cut myself peeling an apple. This never would have happened with dough nuts!...

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What To Expect When One Is Menopausing

What To Expect When One Is "Menopausing" ?

Been There, Done That ? According to Wikipedia: Menopause, also known as the climacteric, is the time in most women's lives when menstrual perio...

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Graveyard shift

Graveyard shift...

Ok I drew the short straw and get to spend the next 10 hours guarding the boat from opitunists while we're at the wharf... Let's see if anyone is o...

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Mr Twist her

Mr. Twist-her

By no means a novel idea here. In fact, there is one member that we are blessed with his presence that has spoken of this on many occasions. Robert.....

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lol

The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients...

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Creation

Creation

I'm thinking of creating a website exclusively for jilted lovers. They would be able to create an account (for a fee, of course) and every time they...

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Bagpiper

Bagpiper

I love this story. Lay down what’s bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story. Time is like a river. You cannot touch the...

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Alert Comment Disallowed Have you ever been driven by someone who just got their driving licence

Alert!! Comment Disallowed. Have you ever been driven by someone who just got their driving licence?

Do you know how is it like to be in the car, biting your nails? However, in my case I chose to post a blog instead Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this...

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Would You Rather

Would You Rather...

Let's play a game. Would you rather have lunch with Adolf Hitler (when he was alive) or eat navel cheese? I think sitting across from Adolf woul...

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Some People Are Full Of Life

Happy, cheerful, positive, loving. Then there is the rest of us. If your among the rest of us, this will give you a good laugh lol....

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Are You Tired Of Having To Boil Water Every time You Make Coffee?

Just boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later....

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The last Nickel

The last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choki...

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Dalmatian Dog

Dalmatian Dog

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire...

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The Haircut

The Haircut

(Blessed are those who can give without remembering.....and take without forgetting.) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the...

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limits and honesty

limits and honesty

HI ALL! https://s-media-cache-ak0....

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True Love

True Love

THE E-MAIL M Dearest Dad, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a man who is far away from me....

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What u expect

Many of us are here to find a partner. We expect to find sooner or later. In order to succeed don't u think we all should put up our best photos...

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lol

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy box? A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face saying "lie to me." Q: What do you get when you c...

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lol

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the...

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Its Just Not A Barbecue

Until some drunken idiot walks face first into the sliding glass door. I'm fine by the way!...

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Organized A 3 Some Last Night

There were a couple of no show's but I still had a good time....

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Airline Pilot Dean Martin Foster Brooks

Airline Pilot-Dean Martin & Foster Brooks

A little humor to lighten the mood here! If you have not done this before, go to: youtube.com Type in the search line: airline pilot, Foster Brook...

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kindergarten

kindergarten

The neighbour’s child opposite my window in a high shrill voice memorizes nursery rhymes he went first with Jack n Jill quite well till it came to fet...

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