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The Magician

The Magician

A magician has been working on a cruise ship doing the same act for many years. The audiences like him, and they change often enough that he doesn’t h...

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To Be Six Again

To Be Six Again

You really have to give this guy an A+ for effort. George was a thoughtful husband. He wanted to give his wife something special for her birthday w...

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I Sold My House This Week

I got a pretty good price for it too, but it sure made my landlord as mad as hell....

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Bumperstickers

Bumperstickers

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "Time is what keeps everything from happ...

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two faces and the border

two faces and the border

Hi guys! how to minimize distance between the two breakables...

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Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. It's tough to stay married. My w...

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Do not come to Holland

Do not come to Holland -

Do not come to Holland -...

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Call This A Dating Site

Call This A Dating Site?

more like a psychological institution... If you're here to get laid, don't think you're in the right place, so many creepy profiles here with cre...

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Work work and more work

Its week end people where is the party in this place https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0tcfbgQsYtM...

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Sometimes I Use Big Words I Don't Fully Understand

In an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis....

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Holiday Hot

Holiday Hot

Today is what I think of as holiday hot. It would be so relaxing and soul fixing to sit under a palm tree sipping a very cold rum and coke with s...

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Constant Fear

Constant Fear

I live in constant fear that Trump will deport my latina mother-in-law who lives at 1837 3rd. St., Los Angeles, California, 90023 in a blue house! Sh...

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Life Explained

Life Explained

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will...

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How do men exercise on the beach

How do men exercise on the beach?

By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. Da da!...

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The Stranded Man

The Stranded Man

A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The s...

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CDC ALERT

CDC ALERT!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,...

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I'm Almost A Millionaire

I have all of the zero's. Now I just need a one. :)...

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Good idea

Good idea!

This is absolutely brilliant! Gonna try this out the next time I am asked...

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Shock Collar Test

People will do anything....

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Too funny

Too funny!!

This has gone viral and I'm sure most of you have watched it by now! Hope you are enjoying your Sunday and have a great week ahead! :bo...

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The Wife

The Wife

Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for...

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Random Thoughts

Random Thoughts

I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor." My therapist said that my narcissism c...

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Dreams

They say if you pee in a dream, you pee in real life. That has never been true for me and neither was taking a dump. I found out last night however th...

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Little Bruce

Little Bruce

> Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 > years old, but they know they are in love. > > One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce...

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Deaf Wife

Deaf Wife.........

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he c...

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I'm Like Anyone Else

I have a angel on my left shoulder and a devil on the right. Problem is that I'm deaf in my left ear....

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Smart Wife

Smart Wife

A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I...

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Blond Girlfriend at Her First Football Game

Blond Girlfriend at Her First Football Game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how...

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Always Remember

No matter how bad things are going, at least your not the guy who got a prostate exam and later came to realize that the doctor had both of his hands...

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Doopelt Gemoopelt

Doopelt Gemoopelt....

Niederlandisch. Zicke Zacke Jupheidi....Schneidig ist die Infantrie. Aa...

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Urban Dictionary

Sometimes things have more than one meaning. I don't recommend that you go and look at the definitions of these words but if choose to do so, don't sa...

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Duppys and Witches

Growing up as a boy we had many Duppy stories in Jamaica... But over the years I have alot people from all over the world. And surprisngly some hav...

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I cant hear you

I can’t hear you

An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time...

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My Wife

My Wife

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it o...

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How many more Blogs

How many more Blogs?

Oh dear we're having a blog tantrum Now folks, blog every available bullshit that comes to your mind as it is just a fecking boring Sunday...

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From Rodney Dangerfield

From Rodney Dangerfield

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. It's tough to stay married. My...

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LIVIN IN THE SOUTH

LIVIN IN THE SOUTH

Any body who lives in the South MAY (?) have heard some of these before. ...sharing for everybody who appreciates the humor ....and no offense meant t...

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