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Dr. Fauci's smoothest move yet !
Yesterday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Urges Non-Essential Worker to Go Home By Andy Borowitz April 3, 2020...
Does this sound like your day at work at times?
Does this sound like your day at work some times?............ I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” He said, “How flexib...
Grammar Lesson
Everyone can use a little "grammar" update now and then so here's yours for today... enjoy! Is it "complete", "finished" or "completely finished"?...
A conversation, that may have actually taken place. lol
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Fauci Gently Tells Trump Why He Can’t Hold Parade to Celebrate Great Job He Is Doing...
99 rolls of toilet paper on the shelf...
Take one down and pass it around... 98 rolls of toilet paper on the shelf. Take one down and pass it around......
A Frog
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,0...
sOME PEOPLE...
hAVE YOU NOTICED? sOME PEOPLE FORGET THEY HAVE CAPS LOCK ON. yEAH, IT'S AMAZING. eVERY FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE IS SMALL. i'M GLAD i DON'T DO THIN...
As heard on a comedy show tonight
"I like my women, as I like my coffee." "Hot, and all over my lap, when I'm driving" "My wife & I have been married for 20 years. The secret to...
Fake profile for chat
Interesting, when you have a fake profile with no picture and you write nonsense you have more views and conversations than with real ones. You can wr...
Remember ladies to add some to your vehicle
That's signal fluid be safe and save cash in doing so....
It's the end of the world as we know it...
Right, possible hypothetical scenario to follow, suspension of reality required It's the end of the world as we know it!! Corona Morona Covid...
lol
One day, I was on a date with this girl I been seeing off and on lately. She excused herself to the bathroom but left her phone on the table and I kne...
CDC reacts to Mike Pence
Fom The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report C.D.C. Director Says Coronavirus Effort Could Be Helped by Quarantining Pence By Andy...
Timeless, and time sensitive comedy....
Grew up with the 3 stooges, Don rRickles, laughin and the Marx Bros., among many others. Laughed a lot, with all the family. Since women wisely avoid...
History Lesson
The teacher said.. Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death!'? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for...
New Medicare Plan 'G'
The Government has announced that there is NO longer Nursing Home Care for the elderly. South Africans being innovative as usual has come up with a P...
Did we lose our Greatness?
Okay, a man named Anthony Dream Johnson is on a mission to MAKE WOMEN GREAT AGAIN, along with some other men. Of course in America at a price tag o...
Mexico tightens US border
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Mexico Tightens Border After Trump Pardons White-Collar Criminals By Andy Borowitz...
Happy TRump Valentine
Politics is who gets what, why and when, which is everything. And well, Trump wants everything....
Rubbish
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, Retraced my steps and got distracted on my way back, I've no idea what's going on, And now I have to pe...
2 seconds
Yes I've had too much time on my hands lately. Why is there a 2second rule surely if it falls on the floor it takes less than 2 seconds to collect...
Old what's his face...
My dad had a great memory for tidbits of information... with the exception of someone's name. Two seconds after they introduced themselves, he'd forge...
Signs of intelligence, not merely anecdotal....
...and President Trump's post acquittal victory lap speech. Use of language, skills at games and business, social ease, and so on. But surely, clever...
Blond Men Jokes
A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, a...
Drug Kingpin El Chapo outraged !
Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report 1/30/2020 El Chapo Outraged That His Trial Included Witnesses By Andy Borowitz...
Tidbits of Humor 2
What happens when a snowman has a temper/tantrum? He has a meltdown! Did you know santa claus knows karate? He has a black belt!...
USA - Referendum
With all this mud slinging and hate between left and right a public referendum could come in nicely to decide if the POTUS should or should not be imp...
lol
A new supermarket opened in my area. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant...
Quote of the night - Jimmy Fallon
“Of course, it’s a dark stain on his legacy; but on the bright side, Trump finally managed to win a popular vote,” ~ Jimmy Fallon...