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COSTEMOLOGIST

I'm always entertained when I read a profile and the person cannot spell their profession. In this case... wannabe profession. Today it's the woman in...

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What Ive noticed

What I've noticed

Is that some people like to discuss politics, and some people like to discuss members on CS. And those members who like to discuss members on CS in...

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Women and men here on CS, and humour....

...I've found that almost all of the regular bloggers here are decent and bright folks, from whom I continue to learn things. Most grateful, even when...

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I did three

I did three.

This is the fourth. Who can beat me? Is that even a question? I think I am already beaten. Sorry for hogging the first pa...

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Rocket man cuts him off

Rocket man cuts him off

Tonight in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Kim Jong Un Told Trump He Was Too Busy Developing Ballistic Missiles to Help Him w...

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About late last night

About late last night

Apparently, things are too complicated for SOME people. So, for them lets keep it simple;...

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Democrat Great Story For 2020

Democrat Great Story For 2020

We so sorry. We so busy with failing impeachment last 4 year we don't get single thing you want done. But vote for us and we will do now. We promis...

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How does it feel...?

How does it feel to be a bloger.......?......?.............?...

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From beyond the grave

From beyond the grave

Satire from the Borowitz Report. “How Has This Bastard Not Been Impeached Yet?” Nixon Asks in Hell By Andy Borowitz 6:14 P.M. HELL (The Bo...

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Here on the many thousand hectare Vierk estate.....

it's mid harvest time. As I look from the fourth story A/C widdow's watch roof tower, onto the verdant fields, Chardonnay in hand, viewing busy underp...

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Daddy...

A young boy goes to his father and says "Daddy?" The father replies "Yes son" and the son says "Daddy, I have a question" The father says "son, what...

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A most stellar lineup at the Dem pander party....

....TV guffaw generator. Is there a doctor carrying dementia and antipsychotic medications in the house? Free everything for our illegals and non prod...

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Cherry bag

A man he had five children, one day, the man comes home with a bag full of cherries. The children come to him and ask .... Kids - Dad, Dad what did y...

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Not all CS dates work out well

Not all CS dates work out well

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Oxymorons. Unlike the usual ones we find so often on CS, present company included.

Pretty ugly, short skyscraper, army intelligence, bad sex, funny funeral..........

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Announcing the new CS emoji

Announcing the new CS emoji

No if ands or butts about it. Sorry to drop this on you. Butt, just don't overuse it and make an asz out of yourself....

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Sharing the wealth of laughter with YOU

Sharing the wealth (of laughter).......with YOU !

It's been suggested (by loonies) that I'm getting paid big $$$$$$$ to blog. So, I've decided to share that wealth with you. Thus, everyone who...

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Google or Alexa gadjets

Google or Alexa gadjets

I've gone with Alexa the little table top - oh heck not sure what you call it. I ask the little contraption all kinds of questions and use her as a r...

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An offer to consider

An offer to consider

In The New Yorker this morning; Satire from The Borowitz Report Denmark Offers to Buy U.S. 11:01 A.M. By Andy Borowitz COPENHAGEN (The Bo...

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Trump said...

Trump says lots of things. Most of them end up on Twitter. Not everything he says is news worthy but, news media think differently. However, the one s...

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I wanna marry an EGG...

For years, I've been looking for an Egg. Eggs are sooo... sexy to me. Small with soft curves. I've always admired how they keep their shape no matter...

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Infestation south of Baltimore

Infestation south of Baltimore

This new one from Andy is no doubt in response to Trump's early morning Tweets today attempting to vilify a Congressman regarding housing in his dist...

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People with TWO FIRST NAMES...

As a kid, I used to watch the TV show The Millionaire with my parents. That's when I learned that people with 2 first names irked my father. The star...

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Happy 100th Boithday Olive Oyl!

Popeye's goilfriend toins 100 in 2019... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olive_Oyl Seems Miss Oyl was quite the cougar as Popeye didn't come along '...

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can u agree with me

can u agree with me,?????

at 18 a lady is like a football team and 22 men behind her at 28 a lady is like a basket ball team 10 men behind her at 38 a lady is like a golf ba...

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my dear friends lets enjoy thus simple joke but try to be sincere

my dear friends let's enjoy thus simple joke but try to be sincere

in a class of 31 students what will be yo position mine in 28th be sincere please.....

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He who casts the first Congresswoman

He who casts the first Congresswoman

Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Orders Pence to Find Passage in Bible Where Jesus Tells People to Get the Hel...

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Speechless

Speechless

The Driver sitting there with Bert on a boring Tuesday night at the local bar. Of course the Driver is drinking soda, otherwise...how could he be the...

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The top 8 ways Trump would get a lot more female voters

The top 8 ways Trump would get a lot more female voters......

Some originals by yours truly; 8. Instead of bragging about grabbing he grabbed the check once in a while. 7. The extra long ties aren't fool...

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My little funny this morning

My little funny this morning

Hopefully this doesn't offend anyone, just saw it on Facebook and wanted to share a smile "That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains...

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Joke

Joke

Back on January 9th, a group of HELL'S ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River...

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Joke of the night via James Corden

Joke of the night via James Corden

It was a take off on a news story. Apparently, there is a mayor in a small town in France. He is worried, as the population there is dwindling. S...

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Mar a Lago crisis

Mar a Lago crisis.

This afternoon in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Furious That Mar-a-Lago Is Left with No Employees After ICE Raid...

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Amazing It actually exists

Amazing ! It actually exists.

The Crocodile Rocker Don't blame me, if you can't get that silly ditty out of your head now. Hey,...

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The magic coffee table

The magic coffee table......

This Australian clip is under two minutes long..... ........

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2 Parrots

2 Parrots

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we'...

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Why Women Live Longer Than Men...

https://youtu.be/jyvJtA0c06M And Why Some Kids Don't Survive Childhood - HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, YALL!!...

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The Democratic debate results are in and some people are alarmed

The Democratic debate results are in and some people are alarmed

sarcasm from Andy Borowitz today in The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Debate Viewers Struggle with Concept of President Without...

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lol Worse than the Trojan Horse

lol Worse than the Trojan Horse

10:40 am today in; The New Yorker Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump’s Fourth of July Parade to Include Flyover by Russian Air Force...

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I Have MAN FLU. Again! I'm Dying. Horribly.

Yeah. I know what y'all women are saying... 'It's just a cold ' Well it's NOT! It's debilitating and life threatening. This very instructional v...

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If loving you is wrong

"If loving you is wrong...."

Come on, you know that song. Some people had fun inventing new lyrics for one prior. This one could use a change too. "If loving you is wrong...

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