I wanna marry an EGG...
For years, I've been looking for an Egg. Eggs are sooo... sexy to me. Small with soft curves. I've always admired how they keep their shape no matter what the temperature is.Someone told me Eggs like old, fat, white guys... like me and they don't care about my education, job, political orientation... just as long as I have a spare bedroom and money in the bank.
Since I'm new to this, I'm not sure if it's a chicken egg, duck egg, turkey egg, quail egg, or salamander egg I'm after... just as long as it's an egg, I should be allright.
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Regardless, don't whip, nor beat them.
stands for enormous greasy backside
So don't think you will have any problems finding a few dozen
Msy I suggest the fast food car part ad a starting point for your quest
Amicablesmiles, I think eggs are good for men too!
Kal, what his mustache real or a stick-on prop?
Cat... egg every night? eggsactly!
EXRED, there's always mayonnaise to the rescue.
Then I wish you and your egg many happy years. Just bear in mind that unlike frogs, eggs do not turn into handsome prices or beautiful princesses when you kiss them.
Methinks you would have done better with a frog.
By the way, will your children accept an egg as stepmother? There's been a lot of prejudice towards eggs while everybody love frogs.
Did you get high before you wrote this blog? nice!
and the shell too. Just be careful not to let the egg or the carton it came in touch other surfaces that
contact food.