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nothin done without money

nothin done without money

am so ashame I went to the restaurant to purchse a meal for just 300 $ jmd. I stood in a long waiting line with urge to pay my cashier .no sooner I...

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The Drought Is Broken

The Drought Is Broken!

A far-off cousin farms in one of the driest regions in this country. Last week, when it rained there for the first time in 19 years, his 17-year-old s...

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A Forbidden Love Is Sweeter

A Forbidden Love Is Sweeter

When somebody tells me to go to hell, I gladly try to oblige, but I never get further than the gates. Whenever I get there, they lock and bar the gate...

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lol

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and h...

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skype

skype

i am online on skype , just share your i.d with me for comedy.................................

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Make Up vs No make Up in profile pics

Make-Up vs. No make Up in profile pics.

I've been thinking, wouln't it be wonderful if it was mandatory for women on the site to have at least ONE picture without any make up on to see w...

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Shopping List

Shopping List

Many of us over 60, especially those WAY over 60, may be confused about how we should present ourselves in public. We're unsure about the kind of ima...

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Chuck and the Horse

Chuck and the Horse

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up...

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If You Have To Start Your Own Religious Group Cult

If You Have To Start Your Own Religious Group/Cult

what would it be?...

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Another old joke

Another old joke.

In our heads, we're all still in our thirties ... This woman changes dentists, and notices that the fairly unusual name of the new dentist is the...

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English is a very odd language

English is a very odd language

There have been blogs lately about how many languages people speak: couldn't comment there, I have some Afrikaans, scraps of German and French and can...

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Steel And Wood Work Good

Steel And Wood Work Good

About 25 years ago, one of my younger friends had to have a testicle removed. He was very worried as he had no children yet and very dearly wanted som...

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A TIME FOR A ROLL CALL

A TIME FOR A ROLL CALL...

Sista is not around at the moment so I'm taking over... Where is everybody? Sista, Wallops, Wen, Cal, Hans, Mic,Keys, Fly, Kandy, LJ, KN, Nam...

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First Drink With Son

First Drink With Son

Off we went to our local pub, Murphy's, only two blocks from the cottage. I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a...

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Connecting Singles revised

Connecting Singles.revised

Here's the result of my previous blog " What Else Would You Like For CS To Do To Make You Happy?" All suggestions from other bloggers are up there,...

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Copper Clapper Caper

Copper Clapper Caper

I ran accross this video on youtube and thought it was very funny! I wanted to share it with people who want a good laugh! https://www.youtube....

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Why Do We Have Emoticons

Why Do We Have Emoticons?

I cannot claim to be an angel. In fact, I’m a little devil at the best of times, but it annoys me when somebody calls me a liar. I cannot claim to...

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Real Name

Real Name

It seems to me that I'm the only guy that was silly enough to use my real name (or Partly) as a CS handle. My full name is actually Luke Onassis (Luke...

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Yes I Can Help you may be better off without it

Yes, I Can Help!(you may be better off without it)

Being one of the senior members in our family, the younger generation often asks me for advice. Upon my return yesterday, I received this email from o...

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What Else Would You Like For CS To Do

What Else Would You Like For CS To Do...

To Make You Happy? I've noticed that many bloggers are online and yet the Blog Land is too too quiet Is there a new tab or section or corner h...

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I am back but I was not dead

I am back but I was not dead....

Greetings this is iluvisis1. Isis, the wife of Osiris, and her son was Horace. I have had this moniker for years before the moronic terrorists used i...

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Went With The Wind

Went With The Wind!

Saw this on my FB this morning and thought I would like to share it here. Back in 1976, The Carol Burnett Show aired a sketch comedy segment th...

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TROLLS

TROLLS

According to Wikipedia: A troll is a supernatural being in Norse mythology and Scandinavian folklore. They dwell in isolated rocks, mountains, or...

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Priest and Pilot Go To Heaven

Priest and Pilot Go To Heaven

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans....

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Old jokes TGIF

Old jokes - TGIF!

*I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. *We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. *My wife and I wen...

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A Death Threat

A Death Threat.

I’m in grave trouble. Some guy is threatening to shoot me or run me over with his car. I’m soiling my underpants with fear. I’m too scared to leave th...

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MY HEART GOES BOOM BOOM BOOM

MY HEART GOES BOOM BOOM BOOM

I just received this lovely message from a hunky gentleman...I'm wondering how many ladies here have received the clone of this too? Hi I de...

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woman man

woman...man...

... ......

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Life guard humor

Life guard humor

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Elephant Stew

Elephant Stew

Following the decision to utilize the carcasses of animals that fell victim to poachers, elephant carcasses became available in moderate quantities. T...

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The New Generation

The New Generation

Got this courtesy of a friend...Is it coming to this??? Daughter: "Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Take out your check book. I'm in love w...

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Baldness Explained

Baldness Explained.

Baldness is often misunderstood, which is mainly due to a lot of hair roots filling the brain cavity. Our position on the evolution scale dictates tha...

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The Way Some People Think

The Way Some People Think

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. I...

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Good New Is Good News

Good New Is Good News

This morning I woke up with wonderful news in my inbox. I got an email from the International FIFA World Cup Online Lottery informing me that I have w...

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Bad Things To Tell Your Wife

Bad Things To Tell Your Wife

A commercial boasted that its product could help people live ?pain-free in their golden years. “Am I in my golden years?” my wife, 63, asked. “N...

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Unhappy Golfer

Unhappy Golfer

A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his desp...

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The New Boss True Story

The New Boss (True Story)

If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this. Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling...

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An Old Geezer

An Old Geezer

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that s...

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Selfies

Selfies

There was a good definition of age on Twitter the other day. Calculate your age by the number of selfies you take, divided by the number you instantly...

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Lake Fake A Hachee

Lake-Fake-A-Hachee

WHAT YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO! Pay attention....this could be you....! A few years ago, I moved into a retirement development on Florid...

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WAY TOO fUNNY

WAY TOO fUNNY

Joke received today in email.... We were dressed and ready to go out for a dinner & theatre evening. We turned on a 'night light', turned the answe...

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Ramadan soon time to leave

Ramadan soon...time to leave...

....of to Jakarta on Business then off to Bali...anyone wanna meet for coffee in Jakarta..?...

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