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Irish HumorIt seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick hims...

Tax Audit - Waste Not Want NotAt the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi...

Worst Case ScenariosEver have the worst case scenario play out for you at some time or another? What are some of the worst things that could possibly happen? Something li...

GolferA recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a...

Muldoon"s DogMuldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,...

Almost A MillionaireI have all of the zero's, now I just need a one!...

Deathbed ConversationDoug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, a...

kindergartenThe neighbour’s child opposite my window in a high shrill voice memorizes nursery rhymes he went first with Jack n Jill quite well till it came to fet...

Airline Pilot-Dean Martin & Foster BrooksA little humor to lighten the mood here! If you have not done this before, go to: youtube.com Type in the search line: airline pilot, Foster Brook...

Organized A 3 Some Last NightThere were a couple of no show's but I still had a good time....

Its Just Not A BarbecueUntil some drunken idiot walks face first into the sliding glass door. I'm fine by the way!...

lolA woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the...

lolQ: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy box? A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face saying "lie to me." Q: What do you get when you c...

What u expectMany of us are here to find a partner. We expect to find sooner or later. In order to succeed don't u think we all should put up our best photos...

True LoveTHE E-MAIL M Dearest Dad, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I'm in love with a man who is far away from me....

limits and honestyHI ALL!

The Haircut(Blessed are those who can give without remembering.....and take without forgetting.) One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the...

The last NickelA father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choki...

Some People Are Full Of LifeHappy, cheerful, positive, loving. Then there is the rest of us. If your among the rest of us, this will give you a good laugh lol....

Dalmatian DogA nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire...

Are You Tired Of Having To Boil Water Every time You Make Coffee?Just boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later....

Would You Rather...Let's play a game. Would you rather have lunch with Adolf Hitler (when he was alive) or eat navel cheese? I think sitting across from Adolf woul...

Alert!! Comment Disallowed. Have you ever been driven by someone who just got their driving licence?Do you know how is it like to be in the car, biting your nails? However, in my case I chose to post a blog instead Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this...

BagpiperI love this story. Lay down what’s bothering you, breathe in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story. Time is like a river. You cannot touch the...

Adams RibAdam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone...

CreationI'm thinking of creating a website exclusively for jilted lovers. They would be able to create an account (for a fee, of course) and every time they...

lolThe beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the bank's most important clients...

Mr. Twist-herBy no means a novel idea here. In fact, there is one member that we are blessed with his presence that has spoken of this on many occasions. Robert.....

Graveyard shift...Ok I drew the short straw and get to spend the next 10 hours guarding the boat from opitunists while we're at the wharf... Let's see if anyone is o...

Healthy Diets Is Too DangerousI just cut myself peeling an apple. This never would have happened with dough nuts!...

Overheard Phone Calls Prank...

lolHarry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker. She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “St...