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Loading the 7/08/2021

Through the mercy of the Almighty I will awaken and cherish another day on this Dunya again...*blessed*
Iam grateful
Iam thankful
Iam blessed
Alhamdulilaah for everything always
What am i without religion ?


Nothing

I do not celebrate birth dates but I do celebrate life..shukran
::angel:

I’m not very clued up on the female anatomy and I need some help to clarify two female terms.

Some time ago there was a shoot-out between the police and would-be bank robbers in town. A female police office was wounded. The newspaper reported on her condition, and I quote: “She is in intensive care but the bullet has not been removed from her yet.” The next day the paper did a follow up on her condition. I quote again: “She is in a stable condition and the bullet has been removed from her now.”

This confused me. The two statements seem to contradict each other. Why did they remove the bullet from her NOW if she was shot in her YET?

I called the reporter on the day that the first report was published and asked her where a woman’s YET is located. She probably suffered from PMS because she hanged the phone up on me. Women!

I did not see my way open to call her again the next day when she did the second report.

But being bright as I am, I solved half the mystery by logic deduction. I reasoned that if she was shot in her YET, the bullet had to go through it to embed itself in her NOW. From this I derived that these two organs or body parts must be in close proximity to each other and, as I don’t have such organs, I can only assume that it must be female organs or at least something hidden under her dress.

But I still don’t know where is a woman’s YET or her NOW. If somebody can enlighten me, I’d be very grateful.


Have a wonderful weekend.

I'm not sucking up or white knighting etc and just being honest...like i have always been
I could name 4 women...who are my favourite posters and they are not old relics from the past or trolls... but they are current posters on cs and i think their contributions are memorable

I have created many subjects regarding women and not all of them...have been met with maturity by women and understanding of why i created those subjects...but the simple truth is....things need discussing and is it wrong for a man...to want women to be...the best the can possibly be

I can understand some women might be devastated...when i don't mention them...but i'm basing my choices...on interaction...that i have had with those 4 women and it's not too late to impress me

I will give the first letters of their names and you will have to guess who they are...in no particular order...i will begin....

M
D
C
C

Feel free to share your favourite female posters

I could be posting some music on this blog also

The speed which a woman says "nothing"
when asked "What's wrong Honey ?"
is inversely proportional
to the severity and size
of the storm that's brewing.

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Maitland oh Maitland where is your Ward?

As I mentioned on my earlier blog Im in Trinidad. I messaged Annleerose to meet her. She called yesterday to ask till when I would be around. I mentioned that I wasnt sure as the welder we had organized to come work on the boat had failed to come around when promised and wasnt even sure he could come on Tuesday. Ann said give me a few minutes I will call you back. Around 10 minutes later she called and told me she had spoken with her son and they were coming around today with a welder. Thanks to her our boat is being fixed right now. Jim still doesn't believe that I actually was able to find a welder that works during the Easter break.
Thank you Annleerose. Thank you Chris (Ann's son) Thank you CS.

"People & Games" WHY??? Why do so many people play pames? I just don't get it. Being online, where you can find whatever you want, and plenty of people to do it with... SO WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN??? There are even people online that would gladly play all the head games you'd like. Head games are so tireing, so who's out there that's feeling the same way I am? Let me hear from you, tell me what's on your mind.
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As I've grown older I've had a greater and greater appreciation for women.

No I don't love them because they can be bodybuilders just like men. Or be firefighters, police or soldiers just like men. Or have boring 9 to 5 careers just like men. Or spit chewing tobacco just like men.

I love them because they're beautiful to look at, every one of them a work of art.

I love them because they understand the other half of what it means to love: the half I will never understand and I admire in them so much.

I love them because...nahhh I better leave that one out.

I love them because they remind men that family is what makes life worth living in spite of all the distractions that try to make us think otherwise.

I love them because their bodies bear the children that ensure the human legacy will endure: they are the embodied gateway to forever.

I love them because they're smarter than me at times I need them to be.

I love them because they're braver than me at times I need them to be.

And maybe most of all I love them because I know that not only would I not be here without them, but my life would not be worth living without them.

Like when im saying to any women you are so beauty .. she will reply thanks .. but if i said you are so hot or sexy .. she want to slap me or says you are bad/dirty mind guy ... but if a women said that its ok .. the other women will accept it and says thanks you too .

so what is the different here ??!! like to know ?!

A 26 year old woman blamed her GPS when her SUV got stuck going down a flight of stairs at a parking garage. Police seem to think it was her excessive blood alcohol level!
Sad but funny...



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