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Phew - I am exhausted!

Yesterday was an adrenaline fueled, extremely action packed day, where I slept in, played some video games, did some laundry and made homemade burgers for dinner (which were delicious, I might add. Not being biased, or anything). I finished my day with some more video games, a live stream and some YouTube videos.

Today is no different!

I slept in - again. I then played some more video games, and listened to some music. Then I did my dinner-shopping, which today is nachos.

I plan to make some of my World famous, award-winning meatballs, while I make the nachos. Seriously, my meatballs are THAT good, they have won an award.. Or at least in my mind, they have.

I really enjoy being home alone. It's so quiet and peaceful. No loud bass music, no PS4, no roommate and no messed up kitchen. Seriously, sometimes it looks like a bomb went off, and just covered the entire kitchen!

If you haven't noticed by now, some of this blog is extremely sarcastic. No prizes if you guess which part(s) are sarcastic.

That's all for now!

My roommate has left for a festival, which I have no interest in attending. That means, I am going to be all alone until he returns on Saturday.

That means, I can finally go completely wild, and do my laundry, tidy up the place a bit and do the dishes. Oh how fun it is to be an adult.

I actually look forward to being at home all by myself. I prefer that, if I am honest. I have been alone all my life, so it's no big deal to be alone for another 6 days.

Due to a recent departure, I understand there is a gap in the market here for "self-opinionated blather". I just wanted to say, I think I can fill that gap.

Horoscopes seldom elaborate on the negative traits of the star signs and when they do, it is only superficially. We all have a dark side that we do not know about, or that we do not wish to talk about or ultimately that we will not admit to having. The stars influence what this darker side looks like and how it might affect the person’s life. Every star sign has a part that is capable of some terrible things.

I think that the general believe that man is inherently good and that he is corrupted by his surroundings is a load of crap. When I look around me I’m more inclined to believe that we are rotten inside but keep up a good façade because society demands it and because we have a build in desire to be accepted by those around us. When the society that you live in is corrupted, you will break down those walls around you and be what you really are. It’s the same with alcohol. Alcohol does not change your personality. It only brings your true self into focus.

They say that evil breeds evil but that is also nonsense. The evil is already inside us – in a suppressed state – just waiting for the right conditions to break free. There is a monster living inside you and only you can keep it at bay.


May you and your monster have a grand and a quiet day ... respectively.

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Search for your star sign in the comments section and learn what you are capable of.

The other day, I had what most writers/amateur writers has: A writer's block. After I wrote the initial beginning, I hit a wall. I remember thinking "How am I gonna proceed from this? I have no idea. Terror attacks in NYC has also been described a lot, so my story isn't exactly original"

So I am thinking about scrapping my current screenplay, and begin to work on an entirely different genre. In order to combat any future writer's block, I plan to flesh out everything: Characters, the setting, the plot and a log line. That way I will have a pretty rough idea of what to write, and what direction it should go.

Some might say that this is in response to reactions I got when I wrote a blog about what kind of story I was writing, but it isn't. If it was, I would have made this decision sooner.

Now I just need to figure out, what to write about..

Hi everyone
Today I got this message from a stranger man. I dont know if it is real or another scam trick. This is a screenshot of my Mail inbox :

Yesterday, my friends boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go with them to the Copenhagen Historic Grand Prix, to which I said "Alright, sure!"

What a lovely day it was today! The weather was gorgeous, and the racing was stellar! At one point, we were standing at a corner, where you could see the action take place. Drifting, up on three wheels and amazing overtakes. It truly was a historic grand prix. I will definitely be back next year.

Then, when I got home, I did some shopping and then I watched Interstellar. It's a 3 hour movie starring Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain and Matt Damon. The story follows a group of astronauts, who are travelling through a wormhole, to find a place where mankind can survive, since out own Earth is dying.

The visual effects are amazing, and it's very well acted - something that I always expect in a Christopher Nolan film.

Sadly, I think it's way too long. I think they could have shaved 30 minutes of the total runtime, and still ended up with a movie worth watching.

Interstellar gets a 7/10 from me. It's not as amazing as people say it is, but it's not terrible either.

Now Chat can't make me jealous with his avacado tree because I just found a neighbor that has one and has offered me as many as I want. Oh I'm such a happy avacado and going to turn green eating them.

Research have shown that there is a correlation between your personality and the way you get rid of your excess hot air and psychologists have divided all humans into seven categories – based on the way they fart.

1. Unapologetic Farters
These people do not care about their surroundings and they will do what comes from the inside. They are brave, charismatic, adventurous, risk-taking, uncaring and bold.

2. Silent Farters
These are the people we need to be most afraid of. They are devious, evil, scheming, and are essentially very corrupt; able to put up a façade on the outside completely out of line with the inside.

3. Opportunistic Farters
These people do not walk around farting all day long but when the opportunity arises their true nature will surface. You would normally depend on them to keep it in but they won’t fail to emit their foul gases when there is enough noise to disguise the sound. In the absence of that they will create some diversion by coughing or sneezing.

4. Narcissistic Farters
These self-centred farts truly believe that their fart does not smell and in severe cases they may even believe that it smells good. They are proud, self-important, selfish, egotistical, narcissistic and arrogant bastards. Of all farters these are the most difficult to get along with.

5. Exit-The-Room Farters
These people are usually cowards, people who are scared and who had disturbed childhoods. They have very little or no confidence are always looking for gratification on the outside, believing what is good for the outside will also be good for the inside.

6. Non Farters
They often appear to be in full control, though constantly in denial and often miss out on opportunities. The real truth is that these people are so tight-arsed that they expand like a balloon when they try to fart.

7. Crappy Farters
These are the people who have not yet learned that a fart with lumps is a turd. Shit happens. They are mostly completely out of control and normally keep things inside until they blow their tops; or is it their bottoms?

With this information you can easily classify yourself without having to engage the services of a shrink but note that if you have been diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder (previously known as Multiple Personality Disorder), it is possible that you may belong to more than one group.

The good news is that you will not be charged for this valuable advice; I render it as a free service in order to promote a better self-understanding.


May all your personalities enjoy today.

We are currently in a heatwave here in Denmark. It's almost 8 pm, and the temperature is 24 degrees C, which is 75 degrees F. 63% humidity and no real wind to speak of.

I am melting! It's SO warm!

Granted, some of you reading this will go "75 F? Pff, that's not really hot! You're a wuss!", but what you need to know, is that I am extremely susceptible to warm temperatures. Anything above 75 F, and I am suffering. Particularly if there's no wind to blow the heat away.

I am sitting here on my bed, with my fan blowing in my face, and I am still sweating like a pig. I had a look on the weather service, and they say this will continue for a while, and even hit as much as 81 F (27 C) on Sunday. No real rain to speak of either, and no lower temperatures. I really look forward to the end of summer. That way I can move about, and not break out into a sweat.

Now I'm gonna return my attention to the Mueller hearing. Please refrain from posting political comments to this blog. They will just be deleted.