I have, in my time, smothered, knifed, strangled, hanged, shot, poisoned and bludgeoned them to death.
I have injected air bubbles into their arteries, dropped them into cellars to starve to death, hired killers to see them off, set up fake suicides, and now I’ve run out of ideas.
I still need to kill off between four and six characters over the space of two books, ideally using ways that you or I could do, or for that matter solve, without needing fantastic skills, special equipment, or untraceable poisons distilled from a mushroom found only in one acre of the Amazon forest.
Common or garden murders, tricky to solve, easy to achieve either remotely or without getting spattered and therefore instantly spotted. Easy.
I got a couple of excellent suggestions and a couple of suggestions I suspect were taking the Michael when I raised this briefly in another blog
but you know what, you ever wanted to murder someone, now's your chance.
How Does That Saying Go Now?....Oh Yeah...If At First You Dont Succeed...Try Try Again..........I Think Thats How It Goes Anyway.........Throughout Mankinds Reign Here On Planet Earth.......He Has Done Wonders For All
But Yet At The Same Time...He Has Done Things That Just Dont...And Cant Ever Make Sense
Mankind Will Also Do His Best To Succeed..But There Are Times When "Mission Accomplished"...Just Doesnt Happen
No Matter What Youve Ever Seen...There Will...Still Be... Something More Amazing On The Horizon
And...Maybe People Should Take A Good Look Before They Do.... "The Things They Do"
There have been alot of Blogs about defending the Muslims....Thats fine..Im sure there are alot of fine Muslims in the World..Trouble is I havnt heard One of yas yet say anything against the Ones who murder in the Name of the Muslim Faith,,,,,,Why is that?....................
Ive been told that theres a Place in England where People go to listen to other people complaining about the Government The way thing are or the way they think thimgs should be...I think th ename is Speakers Corner.....I wish we had that here in the Usa...................
At one time we were all "Little Kids"...And Little kids that arent being Watched can get into Mischief...I was One of those Little Kids who shouldve been Watched...Probably all the rest of you too.But While Not Being Watched...Did you ever do something bad That you got Away with?...I did a Lot of em...........
Sorry, I just found out about your birthday so I wasn't able to prepare anything...
It's not pay day yet so all I can afford is a 3 dollar birthday cake for you...it doesn't look great but it's full of wonderful wishes for you
Happy Birthday, Gorgeous!!!
When ...............If Ever.................. Will You People... That Are True Americans?..................Ever Come To Realize That You've Taken The Liberals Bait?...........................The Only Bait.... Or Truth That They Have Is ............That They Truly Believe What They Believe Is Truth
Though...Its Been Proven ....Over And Over....Time And Time Again.........That Their Thoughts Are Completely Failures
Its Not About Truth Being The Issue With These Nut Jobs'':
"Its Hate.......That Drives Them
They Were Put Here By God To See If We Real Americans Could Handle Them