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I have been a member of our town’s pottery and twerking club for a couple of years, today, due to having a bad hair day I wore a trendy lycra hijab and my line dancing boots as my Nike trainers were full of pancake batter (no bowls left), I knew all eyes were on me, they always are, as I finished the rim of a clay custard jug I began twerking to a bit of Dolly Parton’s “Jolene”, I was stopped and dragged before the committee of senile old farts who told me I was no longer welcome.

What did I do wrong?

Update a few hours after posting this:-

I have set up a vajazzling and Merkin workshop and already have a few people signed up..

A North Korean spokesman announced the successful launch of their space explorer rocket, they proudly showed video footage of Dolphins and Tuna taken by their Mars lander, and Kim Jong declared Mars as North Korean Territory and warned other countries to stay away.

The video footage was later analyzed and the conclusion was that the rocket had in fact crashed into the Sea of Japan shortly after being launched and not landed on Mars.

The entire North Korean Space Agency staff has been executed with an anti-aircraft gun; Kim Jong’s Hair stylist was also executed.

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Simple version for the those with hearing or with allergies to seafood Issues:-

Big spaceship go to Mars, film shows fishies swimming in the sea on the big round planet called Mars.

Film studied by people who went to a big school, they said film was in the sea near Japan as the big rockety thing had not been to space but accidently crashed so film was on earth not Mars.

You are probably too tired to read further so I will stop.

One Can Talk About Politics Until The Friggin Sun Burns Out....And Still....... There Will Never Be An Agreement
Sex Is Another Topic That Will Ensure You Plenty Of Comments............But In The End?........It Becomes A God Damned Bore
So...Being The "Ramblin Man?"
I Shall "Ramble On" With Just About Anything

Starting With..."Newspaper Headlines"

"For...One By One?......................They Shall Lean Towards................. The "Sides Of Silence"........And............ As The Times Has Shown Us?...................All Of What Was?.....................Has Continued To Become The Smallest Of The Small
But None of This Can Stop A "Ramblin Man"
He Doesnt Need The Company........... Of The Others................... Who Dwell Inside The Circle Of Silence
For Their Talk Is Of The Cheapest Value To The Ear Of Knowledge
So...Onward You Must Go My "Ramblin Man"
Onward On The Road That No Others Dare Walk
"Ramble On"

You Can "Ramble On" About Whats Going On In The World For As Long As You Want...But Its Not Going To Change A God Damned Thing.....In Order To Know Or Have Peace...There Must Be War.................................The Current Situation In The World...When It Comes To Refugees...Everyone Wants To Blame The United States....When In Fact....If Countries Like Saudi Arabia..Bahrain..Kuwait...Qatar.... Oman...And The UAE...Allowed Refugees In...Which They Wont....You Wouldnt Be Blaming Us All The Time With Your One Way Of Thinking

I Dont Hear A Damned Bad Thing Being Said About Those 6 Wonderful Countries
Yet Its Always The United States Thats at Fault
For Christs Sakes...These People Cant Even Fight Their Own Battles
Their Of Age Men Are On The Run As "Refugees"...Along With The Women And Children

As I Sad In One of My Blogs Before
If You Dont Like The USA...As Some Have Made It Clear Here
Dont Call Us When You Cant Fight Your Own Damned Battles...Which You Cant

But There Has Been War.And Conflict... And All That Goes With It...Since The Beginning Of Life Itself
And It Will Still Be Here
Long...Long.... After You Are Gone

"Get Used To It"...And Except It"..."Like It Is"

Someone May Come Up To You........... And Tell You.... This Has Happened.....Or...Did You Hear About This?..... Or Did You Hear About That?..You Sholudve Saw What I Saw!!...It Was Like This!...And It Was Like That!!......But
All That You Hear..Is Just That..Second Hand Information....No One Can Be Sure .....If What They Hear... Is Of The Truth.......Or....... If Its All A Lot Of Bunk!
It Makes No Never Mind To Me..If I Havnt Seen It...First Hand
With..................... "My(Your) Own Two Eyes"

To All Those Non Believers Who Constantly Ramp Up The Situation About Christians...I Have to Ask You This.....
Why Is it You Only Question Christianity?
I Never Hear You Back Slapping The Muslims
It Must Be That You People Have The Case Of The a**
When It Comes To Christians

You Act As If What You Say Is A Proven Fact
When ...In Reality
It Doesnt Hold..... Not A Drop Of Water

Im Wondering What The Qualifications For Being A Friend Are.........Maybe Im Asking This Question..Because I Dont Know For Sure Myself..................................
For After All
What Are Friends...Anyway?

Everybody Has A Different Set Of Qualifications..iId Have To Think

"When It Comes To.......... Friends"

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I lost my profile and don't know why, I have never broke any rules that I am aware of. I have a message into the mods wanting a answer for deleting my profile but don't really expect a answer from them.

The comments I had on some blog's before I was deleted are now showing a female pic and showing I live in Canada, I live in Florida USA.

I'm glad to finally be back but I wish I had not lost my old profile, I still want to be. Wenever or Wen.

I have been here for almost six years and have never experienced anything like this

Everyone have a great evening or morning depends on where you live.