Live discovered on Mars
A North Korean spokesman announced the successful launch of their space explorer rocket, they proudly showed video footage of Dolphins and Tuna taken by their Mars lander, and Kim Jong declared Mars as North Korean Territory and warned other countries to stay away.The video footage was later analyzed and the conclusion was that the rocket had in fact crashed into the Sea of Japan shortly after being launched and not landed on Mars.
The entire North Korean Space Agency staff has been executed with an anti-aircraft gun; Kim Jong’s Hair stylist was also executed.
Simple version for the those with hearing or with allergies to seafood Issues:-
Big spaceship go to Mars, film shows fishies swimming in the sea on the big round planet called Mars.
Film studied by people who went to a big school, they said film was in the sea near Japan as the big rockety thing had not been to space but accidently crashed so film was on earth not Mars.
You are probably too tired to read further so I will stop.
Comments (39)
His spaceship is responsible for misconceptions among the masses.
Prof, He being Mr.Jong or me for aiding and abetting social trauma in the mammal and mammal related world?
The amphibians were not affected
We can't afford the minds of anyone to be coptimised including amphians.
This in turn has resulted in a serious reduction in the Guatemalan pygmy population and their T-Shirt printing business, this then impacts the amphibian population as far away as the Amazon basin.
I can't cope
Kim j ensured that your olive oil is being tarnished with the likes of cooking and other substances from human excretes. Therefore your demands will not be met.
I think it's best that Spain forges an alliance with Kim J to ensure that your olive oil is up to standards.
This reminds me of when my home country was subject to sanctions from the international community, we had no batteries or camera film, sod all petrol but we survived by eating a sensible diet of gravel and cabbage, so we wont form an alliance with North Korea, no ma'am we wont.
It started out as a hobby but due to the exchange rate between the Pound and Euro its more of a requirement to help be gain a healthy mind balance, my yin and yang or in some cases to feng shui my inner cranium space.
I take it only the male species were found on Mars?
And what about Venus? We need to restore a balance here?