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From the author of The Frigid Midgets, more adventures from Mrs. Crompton’s garden.






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One morning, bright and early, Wam and Bam tripped out into the garden, as usual, to gather their daily prescription of gooseberries. It was a habit that Mrs. Crompton had encouraged, lest they forget later in the day. There were two gooseberry bushes, and Wam noticed that there was something odd about one of them. When he looked more closely, he could see that its leaves were curled up, and some had a powdery coating.

‘This doesn’t look right,’ he said, holding his chin, as people often do when wanting to make a show of seeming puzzled.

‘We’d better tell Mrs. Crompton,’ said Bam, ‘something will need doing about it.’

‘Oh dear!’ Mrs. Crompton exclaimed, when she saw the bush, ‘what are we going to do about it?’

‘We was thinking you would know what to do about it,’ answered Bam, which was his way of saying that he didn’t know what they were going to do about it.

‘We should get Mr. Wilson to come and have a look at it,’ said Wam, stroking his chin, as people sometimes do when wanting to seem to be giving something serious consideration.

‘Who is Mr. Wilson?’ asked Mrs. Crompton.

‘He’s the gardener at the big house,’ answered Bam, ‘he’s our friend.’

‘But wasn’t he the one who dug up the gooseberry bushes?’

‘It was her ladyship what made him do it,’ said Wam, referring to Mrs. Strong-Cummings, their previous employer at the big house. ‘He didn’t like doing it.’

‘And will he know what to do about our gooseberry bush, do you think?’ asked Mrs. Crompton.

‘If he doesn’t, no one will. He knows all there is to know about gooseberry bushes, and everything else what grows in gardens,’ said Bam, pointing a finger upwards to prove the truth of his statement.

‘It’s his day off tomorrow, we’ll go to the big house and ask him to come and look at our bush,’ said Wam, without touching his chin.

When they were about to set off the next day, Wam went to have a word with Mrs. Crompton:

‘Before we come back with Mr. Wilson,’ he said, ‘I just think you should know that he might not be what you’re expecting.’

‘What do you mean?’ asked Mrs. Crompton.

‘Well he looks a bit unusual, you might say, some folks gets a bit of a shock when they sees him for the first time.’

‘What nonsense,’ said Mrs. Crompton, ‘I don’t mind what he looks like, as long as he can do something about our bush.’

‘Well I just thought I ought to tell you before you sees him.’

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Craft beers? We've got 'em
TRADITIONAL beers? We've got 'em too!

Wine lover? We've got you sorted!

Spirits? Whatever takes your fancy!

Cocktails? Oh boy have we got them too.................

And introducing, our world famous Coronapocalypse cocktail!

ingredients:

1/2 bottle of corona beer
1 dose of isolation
1 dose of frustration
1 shot of kahlua(because it's in so many cocktails, right?)
1 shot of sambuca(because aniseed, mmmm)
1 shot of who gives a fúck
and 1 shot of i might be going crazy!

And the last of the Installments is "Saturday:....It is the day after Friday and the Day before Sunday....."Saturday is the Seventh Day of the Week".....And so..Now its time to talk about "Saturday"(At least I will anyway)...............

"Oh Im Sorry"..."I Shouldnt Have Said That"..He/She Said
"You Shouldnt Have Said It?"..."And Now Youre Sorry?"
You Should Have Thought About What You Were About To Say... First
But You Didnt Did You?
Of Course You Didnt Think About It
And You Think ...Saying Youre Sorry... Is Going To Make It All Okay

It Doesnt Work That Way
It Doesnt Change The Fact That You Said It
It Doesnt Change The Fact.... That What You Said ...Might Have Been Hurtful
Nope
Sorry Doesnt Do A Damned Thing

when I've written a blog I see the numbers of views that took place. The comments are just 'the comments'......usually the views outnumber the comments by 10 to 15 to one. I wish to know who are you viewers, are you shy to post, is your English not your first language????? Are you afraid to write that first word??

A ONE word answer is JUST FINE....an explanation is certainly your choice.....here goes...

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For the more risky lurkers did you achieve that childhood wish??

I'm not excluding the regular gang, just trying to see more people contributing.......

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What name would you prefer if you could change it?
What English name do you think suits me?

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And For Once It Will Have No Point To It Whatsoever
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But Not to Worry
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May They try ..But always fail
But mostly
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(lets See What you can do with This)

You met someone and have gone out a few times. You enjoy seeing this person and have fun when you go out, however, that person is 12 years younger than you and they have a 6 year old kid. Your kids are grown and well, your youngest is in high school and you don't really want to go down that road again. Do you...

A. keep seeing the person because you have a good time when your with them and don't worry about the future at this point.

B. End it before you start to develop feelings, because you know there is no way you want to deal with kids again.

C. Keep dating and see if you change your mind about the kid, even though you know the chances of that are slim to none.

D. Other....

Now that I have retired and only work one day a week I am a People Greeter, yes this job started off as greeting people when they enter the store now we check receipts of customers when they are leaving the store.

Times have changed for sure there was this time when people could be trusted and now it is where all eyes are on you with cameras in store and now you get checked leaving the store.

You come across three kind of people, one are honest and don't care if you check there receipt and the second get upset with you cause you make them think they are stealing, and the third is just stealing.

It has come to a sad time that a few can make the rest of good people feel that the times has come to no trust no matter what.

Now it has also come to the time that you just can't really know who is honest and who is not, I don't know if it is the economy and people just don't have money or is it just people that times have changed.

This is a true story

A elderly lady was coming toward me and I was thinking what a lovely sweet looking elderly woman I just know is someone sweet loving grand mother, and as she came to me I asked can I see your receipt ? she hesitated for a moment and then gave me here receipt and I looked at it but not really looking at it cause she was so honestly looking and handed back the receipt and said to her Thank You.

She took a couple of steps away then turned back to me and said.....JACK a**.....

yes sometimes you don't catch a Thief but you get another nick name

I dont get it at All...it Has been confirmed And Shown that The United States has 3 times the Amount Of Oil And Energy than Saudi Arabia...But because of Emperor and the Communist Party That is currently Running this Country..We Are not Allowed to go after this reserve...And I do Agree With Lindsy as to waht She Has Said...While Not A Big Fan of Israel(The Palestinian Issue)..I do Agree that if We or Israel Doesnt Do something About Iran getting Nuclear Weapons...We sooner or Later Will be Sucked In to The battle that is sure to arrive sooner or Later...We as Acountry dont need their Oil..We Have our own....we just cant get to it Because of the Commies...............