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This is an attempt at flash fiction. I’m not completely sure what flash fiction is, so it might have been a bit rash of me to try and produce it before finding out, but patience is not my greatest virtue. It seems likely to me that the word “flash” is descriptive of either the length or the content of the fiction, so I have tried to interpret and apply it to cover both of these options. I hope the one that is wrong won’t spoil it.

It would be great if my attempt prompted others to have a bash at it, and they would be more than welcome to post their efforts here.

So come on folks, let’s get flashing.

If usha and bloody are reading this and fancy having a go, you will be pleased to know that it won’t be necessary to remove your bras.


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Jamie Clearwater left the Headmaster’s office in a bit of a state. This was his first posting after leaving teacher training, and when he had received the message that the Headmaster wanted to see him, he feared it might be about some sort of shortcoming in his performance. Afterwards, as he was walking back along the corridor to his classroom, he was rather wishing that it had been the reason for his summons.

“Ah, come in, Mr. Clearwater,” said the Headmaster on hearing a knock and seeing half of Mr. Clearwater’s face peering round the slightly opened door. “Please, sit down.”

Mr. Clearwater sat on the chair at the subordinate side of the Headmaster’s desk; by now sensing from the Headmaster’s friendly smile that he might not be in trouble, after all. “You sent for me?”

“Yes. The thing is, Mr. Webster was supposed to be taking class 4B today for sex education, but he’s come down with a case of something unspecified but very unpleasant., and I see you have a free period this morning.”

Mr. Clearwater’s mouth opened slightly, but nothing came out, so he closed it again after a few seconds.

“Here we are then.” Said the Head, passing Mr. Clearwater a banana and a packet of condoms, “Nothing too complicated, just show the little buggers how to put one of these things on. And don’t let them mess you about.”

By the time Mr. Clearwater reached the classroom he had already eaten the banana, although, in his nervous state, he was probably unaware of eating it.

The lesson went far better than Mr. Clearwater had expected, or so he thought at the time. Not only did the class not mess him about, but they gave him their undivided attention for the full duration of the lesson, and in complete silence. Overall, it seemed to have gone pretty well. It wasn’t long afterwards, of course, that Mr. Clearwater became aware that his lesson had not gone well at all, and, as he was bundled into the striped car later that afternoon on the last day of his short teaching career, he couldn’t help feeling that he should have known better than to think it had.

It was a sunny day in the garden of Eden... (every day was a sunny day in the garden of Eden)
Adam was having a short power nap ...to recharge his batteries ,apparently, doing nothing all day long is very exhausting .
Eve was about to make a fruit salad but she didnt really have cutlery ,so on the scene comes the snake ...( drums in the background )

The snake was very envious because Humans had hair ...in different places ...and as God didnt give her any ,She approached Eve with a sharp blade ...
Here you go Eve, use this to cut fruits for your salad... and while we`re at it,you know, you could actually use a bit of a trimming ,that bush between your legs is not very stylish and i know that Adam will give you a standing ovation when he see`s your smooth meow-meow
Eve, being a Woman,said, oh my God, thats so kinky ..fook the salad, lets shave it off ...
The disturbance in the force woke up Adam ,he looked around ,spotted Eve ,bush-less and said ``holy shit lets put some aftershave on that``
As soon as aftershave touched Eve`s meow -meow 'She started screaming so loud that God jumped off his big armchair ,dropped his remote controller and run in to the garden -You two plonkers, what did i say about screaming? Get out of my garden...

"There Are Many Things That Mankind Has Learned.............But Unfortunately?.........................There Are certain Things ..............................That Mankind Will Never Learn.................The North American People............... Who Were Here...........Before The European Invasion Began In 1492?
Learned A Lot From The Wild Life

For Instance
From The Birds That Flew In The Skies?
Mankind Learn The Dynamics Of How To Make A Vessel That Could Carry Humans
It Ended Up Being Called An Airplane

Maybe One Day.... Mankind Will Take A Closer Look At The Wild Life Around Them
And Learn........... How To Love.......And Abolish............ War

Is there someone who wants to marry me?
Just make sure, you are stable enough. :-)
I never dreamt of being a sugar mommy.

Not a desperate one also! Not selling myself though!
Reading your comments is a woah!
Chill guys!
This is just a no holds bar post!

The Excitement Is Building Ladies And Gentlemen........I Would Think There Will Be A Big Bash For This Man..Who Is.... For Sure.......The Last of The Great Actors... From An Era So Long Ago.....But Wait!!!..Theres Still Eight More Days To Go Yet.....Will Kirk Douglas Be The Third Hollywood Actor(In Recent Memory)... To Join The 100 Club?
Youve Heard Of The "27 Club"...Now Its All About The "100 Club"
If He Makes It Folks..He Will Join

George Burns...1896-1996
Bob Hope..........1903-2003

Kirk Douglas Will Be 100 Years Old On December 9th 2016

Will He Make It??!!!

The Countdown Begins!

Tonight's full moon will be the largest (14% Larger!) brightest (30% Brighter!) since January, '48.


There's a Super Moon Party planned for Peace Park Sheboygan, Wisconsin starting at 4:30 p.m.
(Search - Peace Park Sheboygan...It overlooks Lake Michigan with a clear view to the Eastern horizon. Excellent for observing moonrise at 5:00 )

If any of y'all are in the neighborhood, stop by!

Hope to see ya there!


Thanks to Mimi, whose blog inspired me to plug the party.

Kris Jones, his daughter made him a star and made him pursuit his dreams!

loved the connection between father and daughter!

You Mean To Tell Me That You Really Did That?...........................Are You Stupid Or What?...I Dont Think Its "Or What"...Leave It To Human Beings..Probably The Most Stupidest Race Of Life On Earth........................................

This Is A Continuation Of....................................... "Ramblin Man"...155.........................................But Its Now "Ramblin Man" 158........................And As Ive Said Before....................................What Else Can A Ramblin Man Do.......Except To "Ramble On"
"No One Is Forcing You To Look At The Comments I Leave Here
But...Knowing Most Of You......(As People In General Are all Alike)
You Wont Be Able To Resist To See Whats Been Written There On A Comment

"Its Called................"Being Nosey"

Im Sure You Dont Like What Ive Written

But...Do I Give A Shit?.... ...(Thats My Answer To All Of You)

There Is Not The Need For Me To Tell You...Dont Leave A Comment

Its Already Built Into Your Brains

(This Blog?........... Is Rated..................."G"

No..........I Dont Think Im Going To Get Sucked In Arguing With Liberals Fascists........Even Though ......The Truth Has Been Slammed Into Their Faces...Its Not That.................................................. They Dont Know Its The Truth
Its More Like They Refuse To Believe...Or Admit...That They Are Wrong
And Besides...If Youre Debating A Liberal Fascist?
You Might As Well Be Talking To A Stone Wall.....Youll Never Get Through

And Then Theres Another Category I Refuse To Be Involved With Also
Its The Category Of............. "Sex"
If Youre Lookin For Comments...And Interest Up The Fedoozle?
Then Start Talkin About "Sex".........."They Will Come "A Runnin!"

Ive Concluded... That The Reason For This Subject Being So Popular?
Is Because...They Havnt Been Gettin Any
So?...Talking About It?...Is The Next Best Thing
To These Followers?....Theres Nothing Like Telling The World.Their Personal Sex Life......Like What Position They Prefer
If The Lights Should Be On Or Off
You Name It?...They Will Provide The Answers

Naah......Ill Just Stick To Being The........... "Ramblin Man"
And......................."Ramble On"
Maybe Ill Speak About Mysteries Of The World.....Who Knows

Thats Why......... I Became The............ "Ramblin Man"
I Can Change The Subject .....Anytime I Feel I Want To

(No Hard Balls Allowed........Soft Balls Only)