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Oh..................... The Perils Of .............................The Establishing......................................... Of The Ole Property Line......................Sometimes The Police Have To Be Called..............................Other Times?....................Its About................... Whos Owns The Fence

The Guy In Back Of My House....................... Claims The Rickety Wooden Fence ......Thats About To Fall Down?
Belongs To Me.............Yet The Metal Poles...... That Support The Fence?...Are On His Side

Only Last Week...Shots Rang Out............ As Two Neighbors Ended Up Using Guns
To Try And Settle A Fence Dispute
After The Police Arrived?.. The Dispute Would Still Not Be Settled.............Why?
They Were Both Promply...Arrested
(Stay Tuned For The Next Episode Of..... "Fence Wars".... When They Both Bail Out!!!)

Around Here..........There Is No Such Law That Requires A Resident To Have A Fence
Yet...... Just About Everybody Around.............. Has A Fence

And... For Some Strange Reason...No Matter Who You Talk To?"
The Fence?................... Always Seem To Be Owned
By The Other Guy

Yes.....It Is A Fact ..........................That Human Beings Are............................... Quite Good At The Art Of Stealing.....
Be It Robbing Stores...............Or Banks..............Or By Conning Other People..........................Its The Same Idea As The So Called Scammers That Infest Every Site On The internet

But...Its not Just Humans That Are Great At Stealing
The Animal Kingdom Does A Pretty Good Job Of It Themselves"

Yep.................To All Of You....................... Who Have Been Wishing ............................That I Just Might Go Away?
The News Aint...........Exactly.................................. Going To Be Good..................I Aint Going Anywhere.....Never Ever!
So Get Used To It People...Suck It Up And Realize You Cant Get Rid Of Me

Im Going To Be Like That Guy From New Jersey
("A Continuous Pain In The a**!")

Well...It Is Possible To Get Rid of Me...If You Can Convince "You Know Who"

"Anyway....Im Going To "Ramble On"

Until I Cant "Ramble" Anymore!!!

It Was A Long Time Ago... When This Show Used To Be On.....If I Remember Right.......It Used To Be On...On A Sunday Evening.......And...Of Course..Its Was In Black And White..The Only Colors Back Then.............................
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"When Its Least Expected...Youre Elected.........Its Youre Lucky Day"
"Smile.....................Youre On Candid Camera"

"With A Hocus Pocus.............Youre In Focus............Its Your Lucky Day"
"Smile...........................Youre On Candid Camera"

If They Are Living Out In Good Ole California....They Are up There In The Mountains...Living In Their Lavish Homes......... With The Beautiful Scenery They Love To Look At...While Their Having Their Morning Coffee.........
But If A Wild Fire Hits?...They Complain...Because They Could Lose Their Homes To A Wild Fire.............Well...If Theyd Clean Away All Of The Dead Wood...(And Yes..It Takes Away From Their Beautiful Scenery)....Then They Wouldnt Have The Problem Of Wild Fires.... That Could Endanger Their Homes...Would They?...No
But...They Want The Scenery....And Theres A Price For That Scenery

I Have To Give Them... What They Justly Deserved....These People Stayed....Even Though The Signs Were Telling... Them.....That It Might Be A Good Time....... To Get Out Of Dodge.....After All...They Knew Their Rights...
And Though.... Because The Majority... Werent Of Their Thinking...Did Not Mean They Were Right
So...They Stayed.....
And Threw Their Middle Finger Towards The Majority

I Dont Know About Anybody Else.... As To Why They Are Here...Everybody Has Their Own Special Reasons I Guess.....But My Best Answer Is "Im Here Because Im Here"..."Because Im Here"..."Because Im Here"
I Should have been born In

The "Good Ole Yesterdays"

Due to lack of interest today has been canceled, please leave in an orderly fashion and go do something normal, woman and children first, T-shirts and other memorabilia are available in the foyer.

I might not be bothered in replying if any of you choose to remain here, so go...

(PS Santa is not real)

I had a quick look down the blogs so I'm sorry if I missed the birthday blog but

HEY

it's only the trolley-botherer's birthday!

Where is he?

Map?

HEY MAP



Oops. Hope you weren't keeping quiet about it!


(And look, not a single hugging teddybear )

Hope you are having a fabulous day somewhere Map, and that others will add teddybear-free wishes

Or to whom it concerns
who will be the next host to THE LATE LATE SHOW

Wouldn't be surprised if this time round for the first time we have a hostess

Anyways, if you're Irish ... thoughts anyone?
if it were your choice, who would you choose?

My own personal choice would be no other but Clare Daly

It's impossible not to pay tribute to our original and best




Jig acting aside
Niall Boylan would be my best man for the job