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Quotes for Today I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I sometimes wonder why I drink...	579	1	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 4
Baptizing a Drunk A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and...	796	6	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	20 hrs ago
Happy Birthday Calliopesgirl Let's, everyone wish Calli a very Happy Birthday!!!! Calli, I wish yo...	2,492	23	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 3
Think Like A Child Why do we love children? 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young childr...	936	8	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	Apr 20
This about sums it up!!! This about sums it up!!! Welcome 2016 Civilization at the end of 2015 - this is priceless!!!...	608	6	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	1 hrs ago
Humorous Sayings A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologis...	723	2	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 4
Jaws And The Newly Weds A real estate salesman and his new blonde wife flew to the Bahamas for their honeymoon. The groom was in the water snorkeling while his new bride w...	625	4	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 4
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPRICORN! Happy birthday Capricorn! May you enjoy good health and peace in the N...	1,072	38	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	Apr 28

JAKARTA ATTACK: A HILARIOUS ISIS FAILURE IN 2016 A friend of mine, Smarty from Indonesia, ask me to post this. Without any intention to disregard the victims, I consider that today we, the...	2,352	12	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 3
Ponderisms for Seniors I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I though...	1,014	4	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	20 hrs ago
Irish Airline Announcement Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the followi...	961	13	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	18 hrs ago
Ha Ha Ha "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "That's good," the boss said. "After you l...	521	4	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	19 hrs ago
Deer Son Deer Son, I am writing this slow because I know you can't read too fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your Dad read in the paper that...	690	2	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	Apr 30
Little Things To Do To Become A Different You Communication Happiness Motivation Productivity Success by Kerry Petsinger Are you ready to improve yourself and your life in 2016? Making chang...	701	6	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	10 hrs ago
Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST: No offense to anyone here! "One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Ja...	699	5	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 3
Older Women (I LOVE THIS!) SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND C...	2,972	17	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	3 hrs ago
Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveler December 8, 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching...	756	8	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	5 hrs ago
The Post Office In light of what is happening in our world today, I thought the following might bring a smile to your face. A letter from the Post Office... this is...	657	3	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 5
Moving to Chicago Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Chicago , when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking in f...	686	3	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 5
Smile :) The IT director advertises that he needs a secretary. Necessary skills: document forming, computer knowledge and a foreign language. After a couple...	765	11	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 5
Knowledge is Power 'A SHOT OF WHISKEY' - In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would o...	591	0	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	Apr 24

Joanne and the milkman Joanne read in Vogue magazine that a milk bath does wonders for your skin. So she wrote a note asking the milkman to leave 100 bottles of milk for he...	827	3	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	24 hrs ago
Life's Demerit System ...In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY! Do something she likes, a...	996	8	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	20 mins ago
A man walks into a bar A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. 'Hey, nice tie!' comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the barman to see if he had said anythin...	699	8	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	Apr 29
MERRY CHRISTMAS! WISHING EVERYONE A VERY MERRY, AND BLESSED CHRISTMAS! WISHING ALL PEACE ON EARTH! GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU!...	825	15	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	Apr 24
My Christmas. I celebrated Christmas with my children and grandchildren last Sat. night! (They go to their mom's on Christmas eve.)We had a very nice time together...	730	12	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 5
Bill Clinton At The Pearly Gates The scene: HEAVEN The year: 2031 President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. "And who might you be?...	729	14	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	20 hrs ago
Remembering A Great Icon Of The Entertainment Comm Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast inf...	615	9	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 4
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANDYKISSES! I want to wish one of the very nice ladies here on the blogs, a very, very Happy Birthday....CANDYKISSES! I wish you m...	2,431	24	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 2
The Pastor's Cat This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end. Hope the story leaves a...	915	11	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 3
Last Words Of The Argument My wife was screaming at me "Leave! Get out of this house", she ordered! As I was walking out the door she yelled "I hope you die a slow and painfu...	759	6	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	May 3

Girls Night Out The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours pa...	722	7	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	Apr 20
Dear Abby Dear Abby, Tom, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his...	1,954	6	0	Dec 2015	Dec 2015	Apr 30
10 Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home. 2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time. 3. It's important to have a...	1,112	35	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 20
Deer Hunting Question Deer Hunting Question If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck??? I mean … maybe he'd alway...	2,990	8	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 26
RE: My Pumpkin Pie blog I baked two pumpkin pies yesterday morning, Thanksgiving Day! I want to thank everyone on here who gave me input on baking the pies! My family loved...	616	7	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 30
Pumpkin Pie Does anyone on here have a delicious pumpkin pie recipe? If so, would you please share it on here? For Thanksgiving on Thursday, I have been designa...	924	21	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 1
Snow Well boys and girls! We got our first snowfall over night and it is still snowing. We got 12" +. Supposed to get another 3-5 inches today. This st...	635	15	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 20
BEER Beer Not To Be Taken Lightly. Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for us? Beer contains female h...	1,058	11	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 3
Bad Foods The hospital's consulting dietitian was giving a lecture to several community nurses in a hospital. 'The garbage we put into our stomachs and consume...	584	11	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	1 hrs ago
FIVE BEST SENTENCES 1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without work...	569	5	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALYPSO51! Happy birthday to a very nice lady!!!! May you have a wonderful day and many more birt...	914	36	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	Apr 27

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