Irish Airline Announcement

Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up... One minute prior to take-off, by our catering service..., I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and..., unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals... I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."

When passengers' muttering had died down, she continued..., "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 4 hour flight."

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later... "If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available."









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Good Morning Gentlejim,wave ,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing , Like that one, Thanks,handshake
Yeah...
I can see that happening on Aer Lingus!
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cowboy
Typical Irish. laugh
it's funny cause it's true.cheers
I do hope you are not generalising there Ken....a learned man like youuh oh beer
Two Irishmen walked out of a bar.
Hey...It might happen!!

cowboy
Well Begosh and begorrah sure isnt that Micaleen from Connamara,...Id know that oul red beard anywhererolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Would that be Micilín O'Gill from Ballygobackwards? grin
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Next announcement " Please don't use toilets for the rest of the flight, its all being refurbishment "
Drunkard lad doh
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