JAKARTA ATTACK: A HILARIOUS ISIS FAILURE IN 2016

A friend of mine, Smarty from Indonesia, ask me to post this.

Without any intention to disregard the victims, I consider that today we, the people of The Republic of Indonesia, have successfully humiliated ISIS. What happened today is a total failure terrorism, which resulted more terrorists were killed than the target itself ([5 terrorists] vs [1 police officer and 1 foreigner, may they rest in peace]) -thanks to the military and Indonesia Police Corps quick alertness -.

Aside from the numbers, the situation was quite an embarrasement for ISIS. Instead of being terrorized and frightened, Indonesian people even made various bullies, jokes, and funny memes about the terror situation, which is planned to immitate Paris Attack. We made a buzz about a satay seller that conveniently open his booth 100 meters from the bomb scene, a military officer that ordered out a fried tofu from a hawker, the president who came to location without a bulletproof vest, a Gucci shoes of an handsome and fashionable police officer, a miscommunication between ISIS leader and his executioner, a bomb scene that turned out be a selfie spot, and a hawker who testify the sold out of his cold drinks and cigarettes while the terror occured. With that kind of stories and memes, people then created the hashtag #KamiTidakTakut (means We Are Not Afraid) that inspired many news websites around the world. What a defiant message from Indonesian, they said. A lot of foreigner journalists are surprised to see the reaction of Indonesian people who unexpectedly mock the terrorists hilariously.

A stupid and arrogant threats that came from ISIS leader in Syria months before, -that there would be a "Concert" in Indonesia-, has failed to take place. After Christmas dan New Year's Eve terror plan fall to pieces due to the tight security protection from police officers, today's attack turned out to be even more humiliating for ISIS. Fears of ISIS may haunt the whole world, but suprisingly, does not apply to Indonesian. Today we consider them a bunch of stupid clowns. The Jakarta "concert" is proven a pain in the a** for ISIS leaders.

It turns out that the idea of declaring ISIS nation in Indonesia is so blunt that it would took more that 50 years for us to take that seriously. It already becomes a joke here.

Anyway, please reshare this miraculous ending on your facebook wall. Show your families, your friends, and everybody that that we will never lose against terrorism.

Indonesian People